Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Ed & Dave Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-23-2014, 03:20 PM  
Big Smoke Big Smoke is offline
MVP
 
Big Smoke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Grove Street
Casino cash: $12079
VARSITY
Food: "My boobs are more important than the law"

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5506764

A British model who reportedly skipped probation meetings to get a breast enlargement is turning heads for her explanation.

"My boobs and my appearance are more important than the law because my career depends on it," Sophie Dalzell told The Sun.

Apparently, she hasn't been too keen on complying with her court-ordered work either. Dalzell, of Manchester, reportedly refused to complete community service stemming from an assault on police officers because the litter pickup is "too tiring."

"The days are too long and the work is too physical for me, compared to what Im used to, she said to the tabloid.

The 20-year-old was convicted in 2013 and sentenced to 400 hours of maintenance duty, but she hasn't reported to her assignment in seven months, outlets noted. She reportedly has 180 hours left.

Described by publications as a soft-porn model and adult TV star, Dalzell recently appeared in court to address charges that she missed probation meetings in January. After submitting confirmation that she was in Brussels for breast enhancement surgery at the time, she was excused. The New York Daily News called it her "breast defense."
Posts: 12,928
Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.Big Smoke is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 09:04 AM   #91
crazycoffey crazycoffey is offline
Space for rent
 
crazycoffey's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $5307
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan View Post
I guess that's better than your breath smelling like it for hours.
rofl zing!
Posts: 24,082
crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 09:05 AM   #92
Rausch Rausch is offline
MVP
 
Rausch's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Jefferson City, mo., USA
Casino cash: $5434
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan View Post
I guess that's better than your breath smelling like it for hours.
Like onions or ass?

Not that either one is preferable...
__________________
Quote:
"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico View Post
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
Posts: 50,047
Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rausch is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 09:50 AM   #93
Simply Red Simply Red is offline
SNR's battery back-up
 
Simply Red's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: SO SO DEF HQ's
Casino cash: $5897
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke View Post
I'm not sure what that means either.
It basically means - She becomes one with her breasts.
__________________
Ryan:

* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
Posts: 40,398
Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 12:10 PM   #94
GloryDayz GloryDayz is online now
Good luck KC Chiefs...
 
GloryDayz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Lee's Summit, MO
Casino cash: $6207
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
It basically means - She becomes one with her breasts.
Breasts are awesome!
Posts: 21,377
GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.GloryDayz is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 12:25 PM   #95
Flybone McTimmerson Flybone McTimmerson is online now
Veteran
 
Flybone McTimmerson's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2013
Casino cash: $9722
VARSITY
I agree breasts are one of the finest pleasures in life, but I've gotta be honest, I'm not a fan of this chicks boobs. I realize I'm gonna be in the minority here, but the huge, fake look just doesn't do it for me. I like the natural look of breasts.

Neg rep away.
Posts: 3,521
Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 12:29 PM   #96
eDave eDave is online now
Veteran
 
eDave's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2013
Casino cash: $5442
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson View Post
I agree breasts are one of the finest pleasures in life, but I've gotta be honest, I'm not a fan of this chicks boobs. I realize I'm gonna be in the minority here, but the huge, fake look just doesn't do it for me. I like the natural look of breasts.

Neg rep away.
I join your minority. I see that stuff and say WTF? I see a guy with these chicks and I say WTF?

I've slept with just one girl with huge fake mamm's and it was odd. eDave needs the real thing.
Posts: 2,282
eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.eDave has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 12:36 PM   #97
Flybone McTimmerson Flybone McTimmerson is online now
Veteran
 
Flybone McTimmerson's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2013
Casino cash: $9722
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by eDave View Post
I join your minority. I see that stuff and say WTF? I see a guy with these chicks and I say WTF?

I've slept with just one girl with huge fake mamm's and it was odd. eDave needs the real thing.
I believe I'll rep you when I get to my desktop.
Posts: 3,521
Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 05:26 PM   #98
Fried Meat Ball! Fried Meat Ball! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fried Meat Ball!'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Casino cash: $5425
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson View Post
I agree breasts are one of the finest pleasures in life, but I've gotta be honest, I'm not a fan of this chicks boobs. I realize I'm gonna be in the minority here, but the huge, fake look just doesn't do it for me. I like the natural look of breasts.

Neg rep away.

I like you. Can we be friends?
Posts: 23,046
Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 05:30 PM   #99
LiveSteam LiveSteam is offline
All aboard the crazy train
 
LiveSteam's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Casino cash: $5220
Her nipples meh & her big fake boobs are full of big blue varicose veins
Posts: 16,778
LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.LiveSteam is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 05:48 PM   #100
Flybone McTimmerson Flybone McTimmerson is online now
Veteran
 
Flybone McTimmerson's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2013
Casino cash: $9722
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! View Post
I like you. Can we be friends?
I thought you already knew you were the apple of my eye.
Posts: 3,521
Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 05:50 PM   #101
Fried Meat Ball! Fried Meat Ball! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fried Meat Ball!'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Casino cash: $5425
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson View Post
I thought you already knew you were the apple of my eye.

OK. Just checking.

I don't like fake boobs, either. I prefer small to fake.
Posts: 23,046
Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fried Meat Ball! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 06:02 PM   #102
Flybone McTimmerson Flybone McTimmerson is online now
Veteran
 
Flybone McTimmerson's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2013
Casino cash: $9722
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! View Post
OK. Just checking.

I don't like fake boobs, either. I prefer small to fake.
definitely.
Posts: 3,521
Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Flybone McTimmerson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2014, 06:08 PM   #103
cabletech94 cabletech94 is offline
Mowin' grass, breakin' glass!!
 
cabletech94's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
Casino cash: $5235
this thread just turned to the ghey.


NTTAWWT.
__________________
Originally Posted by Big Smoke
May as well laugh. Otherwise I will probably break shit.
Posts: 5,361
cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.cabletech94 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2014, 06:19 AM   #104
UK_Chief UK_Chief is offline
Starter
 

Join Date: Nov 2012
Casino cash: $5075
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch View Post
So I get off on tits about 5 days a week?

I already feel better about myself.

You need to post more...
I get off my tits,
He/she gets off his/her tits,
You get off your tits,
We get off our tits,
One gets off one's tits.

Maybe I should start a proper English thread?
Posts: 288
UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.UK_Chief is not part of the Right 53.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2014, 06:50 AM   #105
htismaqe htismaqe is offline
What? What?
 
htismaqe's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
Casino cash: $6195
Couldn't care less about boobs.

Posts: 61,435
htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.htismaqe is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:35 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.