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Old 06-29-2014, 06:05 PM  
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The Poop of a Thousand Wipes

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Old 06-30-2014, 03:50 PM   #46
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My wife's family uses baby wipes. I thought it was the weirdest thing. They don't flush them however, they fold them up and put them in the trash.

Im still coming to terms with it. I've always flushed my shit paper....they don't. I'm not sure what to think about that.
So when you'd go in their bathroom there would be a trash can full of shitty wet wipes? I'll bet that smells ****ing great.
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Old 06-30-2014, 04:17 PM   #47
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Yes they do. They leave my crap cavern clean without using a roll of toilet paper and wasting 5 minutes wiping.
Your sphincter probably gets so many flaccid visitors, wiping as a whole (no pun intended) is irrelevant.
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Old 06-30-2014, 06:33 PM   #48
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:10 PM   #49
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:45 PM   #50
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Plumbers love those ass wipe towelettes. Its good for business.
You must have shitty pipes. Been using then forever with no problems.
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:22 PM   #51
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You must have shitty pipes. Been using then forever with no problems.
I don't flush them. when the kids were babies and needed baby wipes we had one thos sealable pails that has plastic liner. Ya just shoved the whole diaper miss in and it seal up ya never smelled a thing.

Soap water and a wash cloth been used for years. Its washable you wont die.

As for the reason I said this is I live next to a plumber his business is 70 percent people putting dumb shit down a drain line. He doesn't complain dumb people have made him very wealthy. He says he always informs his clients of things that cause trouble and still he comes back to same clients over and over for same thing. Baby wipes are a main sewer clogger of the main drain line exiting your house. Its a 100 bucks just to show up and depending how far they have to go to push the obstruction thru is even more.

I dont know about you all but I like do lot things with a couple hundred bucks. Watching a plumber auger out shit and ass wipes then ask 200.00 because my stupidity isn't one of them.
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Old 07-01-2014, 07:01 AM   #52
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I'm only putting this here because it's a poop thread...

I could have framed or bronzed the poop I just had. It was incredible. No work, I'd say anywhere from 12-14 inches long. First wipe took care of everything, second wipe was just for touch-up. Amazing.
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Old 07-01-2014, 07:37 AM   #53
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:03 AM   #54
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:31 AM   #55
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I feel the need to share this with the Chiefs Planet community.


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Did you know - If you use a pellet size drop of hemmorhoidal cream around your eye region, it'll drastically reduce any eye puffiness?

No joking.
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* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:38 AM   #56
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I had a nice sitting this morning - It wasn't a clean breaker - but plenty of content and no real strain.

If piled at the base of the toiled 'coiled' - Aside from it not being the famous clean breaker; It was certainly a rewarding deposit.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:38 AM   #57
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Did you know - If you use a pellet size drop of hemmorhoidal cream around your eye region, it'll drastically reduce any eye puffiness?

No joking.
Just for clarification, you mean your real eyes, not your brown eye? 'Cause I don't think I've ever noticed any puffiness there.
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:39 AM   #58
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Just for clarification, you mean your real eyes, not your brown eye? 'Cause I don't think I've ever noticed any puffiness there.
Your eyes on your face, yes.
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* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 07-01-2014, 11:09 AM   #59
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I've had a run of shitty poops here lately. I need a clean breaker slump buster.
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Old 07-01-2014, 11:23 AM   #60
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