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Old 08-01-2014, 07:12 PM  
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Dating fat chicks

How is this looked upon by other men these days? Is it approved? What about marrying a fat chick? Asking for a friend.
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Old 08-02-2014, 12:59 PM   #91
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Where did I say I lived by that credo? Nowhere. It's just a way to keep the wife from getting fat for those prone to that.


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Old 08-02-2014, 12:59 PM   #92
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Old 08-02-2014, 03:45 PM   #93
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Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Sucks to be you...

I have a foolproof way to combat that my friend.... Throw about 10 fire ants in the bed. She'll be up and moving in no time..... Unless you're a necrophiliac?? I don't judge!!
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Old 08-02-2014, 05:16 PM   #94
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Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..




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I'm pretty sure you are doing something wrong...
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Old 08-02-2014, 06:33 PM   #95
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I'm pretty sure you are doing something wrong...
Yeah, something like that is usually the man's fault.
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Old 08-02-2014, 06:39 PM   #96
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Old 08-02-2014, 06:41 PM   #97
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90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
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Old 08-02-2014, 06:43 PM   #98
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90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Are they conscious? If so, do you know where the button is?
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:15 PM   #99
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:34 PM   #100
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:49 PM   #101
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Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Not all

When you get her warmed up...Holy Shit
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:57 PM   #102
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90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
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Old 08-02-2014, 08:01 PM   #103
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Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Uh I dunno about that dude...I knew some freaks
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Old 08-02-2014, 08:34 PM   #104
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Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.
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Old 08-02-2014, 08:35 PM   #105
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90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Uh, kinda, yeah.
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