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Old 08-01-2014, 08:12 PM  
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Dating fat chicks

How is this looked upon by other men these days? Is it approved? What about marrying a fat chick? Asking for a friend.
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Old 08-02-2014, 09:36 PM   #106
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Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.
90%.

It's not them.

It's you.
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Old 08-03-2014, 12:55 AM   #107
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Old 08-03-2014, 01:40 AM   #108
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Old 08-03-2014, 01:44 AM   #109
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Not sure what this thread is all about, but I feel like it should be conjoined with the "I'm drunk" thread.
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Old 08-03-2014, 07:57 AM   #110
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Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Oh no. Not true, bud.
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Old 08-03-2014, 08:44 AM   #111
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Old 08-03-2014, 09:10 AM   #112
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Girls lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
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Old 08-03-2014, 09:24 AM   #113
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Old 08-03-2014, 09:37 AM   #114
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This has been a big dilemma for me in my neck of the woods. They are all fat.
uh yeah, the Ladies Man advises you to find a new town. And tell those ladies they should stop eating. Like forever!
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Old 08-03-2014, 11:22 AM   #115
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Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.
They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.
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Old 08-03-2014, 11:24 AM   #116
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They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.

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Old 08-03-2014, 11:51 AM   #117
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90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Try loosening the ropes a little.
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Old 08-03-2014, 12:00 PM   #118
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This guy really asked if it was a problem most of the women he bangs just lay there. Either your pipe game sucks or your handing out too much GHB.
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Old 08-03-2014, 12:06 PM   #119
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Old 08-03-2014, 12:23 PM   #120
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They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.

Yeah, we're talking aged 18-22. I did bone a 30 year old a few years ago, though, and there wasn't any difference. She just took the dick like all the others. I was thinking she might be able to teach me something.. But no.

The one thing I will say may be "my fault" is that all I've ever really had is non-committal, one-nighter types and flings. That isn't exactly conducive to getting a girl to open up and be frisky in the bedroom.
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