Cannibalism - pro or anti?

**Rain Man** · 11-22-2002, 06:07 PM

I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.

Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.

Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.

What's your choice?

Hydrae · 11-22-2002, 06:29 PM

For survival only, yes. But I would certainly hope I had a way to cook the meat first, don't think I could do it otherwise (as if I could do it to begin with).

The Pedestrian · 11-22-2002, 06:29 PM

I wouldn't eat another human, but if I'm in a situation where it'd have to be done to survive..........it'll turn into a Donner "Dinner" Party

JimNasium · 11-22-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slayer Diablo
I wouldn't eat another human

You will never be able to make a woman happy until you get this idea out or your head.

KCWolfman · 11-22-2002, 07:34 PM

Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.

The Pedestrian · 11-22-2002, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JimNasium

You will never be able to make a woman happy until you get this idea out or your head.

I said eat the human itself.....nothing about not eating out women....

**Rain Man** · 11-22-2002, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KCWolfman
Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.

Zebedee DuBois · 11-22-2002, 07:38 PM

EAT ME !

**frazod** · 11-22-2002, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KCWolfman
Trapped in the wilderness and no food?

First one who sleeps, loses.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST.

**Rain Man** · 11-22-2002, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frazod

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST.

Like as in flavor, or like as in personality?

The Pedestrian · 11-22-2002, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frazod

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST.

With your avatars, I would've guessed you'd say whoever's the slowest runner.....

KCWolfman · 11-22-2002, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST

Assistance to initiate the deep R.E.M. process is definitely an option.

Zebedee DuBois · 11-22-2002, 07:46 PM

Soccor player might be kind of tough and stringy. Probably best to use him in a stew.

The Milwaukee people, if beer fed, may be quite rich like Kobe steaks. However, if they had filled their bodies with unnatural supplements and hormones, I might put them lower on the list.

A meat and potatoes cornfed midwesterner stranded in the mountains would probably be good.

You know, I just don't like going hungry.

The Pedestrian · 11-22-2002, 07:48 PM

Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........

Zebedee DuBois · 11-22-2002, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slayer Diablo
Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........

You really shouldn't joke about such a serious subject, Slayer.

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11-22-2002, 06:07 PM
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62675771	Cannibalism - pro or anti? I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote. Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good. Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew. What's your choice?
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11-22-2002, 06:29 PM	#2
Hydrae MVP Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Austin, Tx Casino cash: $61910	For survival only, yes. But I would certainly hope I had a way to cook the meat first, don't think I could do it otherwise (as if I could do it to begin with).
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11-22-2002, 06:29 PM	#3
The Pedestrian Cross with me Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $7525075	I wouldn't eat another human, but if I'm in a situation where it'd have to be done to survive..........it'll turn into a Donner "Dinner" Party
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11-22-2002, 07:34 PM	#5
KCWolfman Fall down 7 times, get up 8 Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $9172	Trapped in the wilderness and no food? First one who sleeps, loses. __________________ How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! Samuel Adams
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11-22-2002, 07:38 PM	#8
Zebedee DuBois Cog of Industry Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $40101	EAT ME ! __________________ ...and STAY out of the WOOLWORTH's!!!!!!!!!
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11-22-2002, 07:46 PM	#13
Zebedee DuBois Cog of Industry Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $40101	Soccor player might be kind of tough and stringy. Probably best to use him in a stew. The Milwaukee people, if beer fed, may be quite rich like Kobe steaks. However, if they had filled their bodies with unnatural supplements and hormones, I might put them lower on the list. A meat and potatoes cornfed midwesterner stranded in the mountains would probably be good. You know, I just don't like going hungry. __________________ ...and STAY out of the WOOLWORTH's!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 2,155

11-22-2002, 07:48 PM	#14
The Pedestrian Cross with me Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $7525075	Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........
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