Cannibalism - pro or anti? - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 11-22-2002, 06:07 PM

I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.

Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.

Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.

What's your choice?

**frazod** · 11-22-2002, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slayer Diablo

With your avatars, I would've guessed you'd say whoever's the slowest runner.....

I'd be armed... and I'm an expert shot... running would NOT be a issue.

The Pedestrian · 11-22-2002, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebedee DuBois

You really shouldn't joke about such a serious subject, Slayer.

So you weren't joking about your cannibalism?

---Slayer Diablo
doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon.....

BigOlChiefsfan · 11-22-2002, 07:54 PM

Did you hear about the cannibal who didn't like his mother in law?

So he only ate the slaw and french fries.

Same cannibal, later that week: Say, this is good. Who is it?

Last but not Least: Cannibal broncofan!

Zebedee DuBois · 11-22-2002, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slayer Diablo

---Slayer Diablo
doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon.....

At least not when I'm hungry.

There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled.

The Pedestrian · 11-22-2002, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frazod

I'd be armed... and I'm an expert shot... running would NOT be a issue.

Ahh, so this would be like: "SIT DOWN!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WILL BE SHOT RIGHT NOW!!" *Bang* "What was that for, Fraz?" "For dinner....you all shall eat with me so that none of you get too skinny, but don't worry....you will all be shot in time. I can't let my meat go rotten, now can I?"

Zebedee DuBois · 11-22-2002, 07:56 PM

Did you hear about the cannibal that ate his brother?

When asked if he had seen his brother lately, he replied, " I just passed him in the woods."

The Pedestrian · 11-22-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebedee DuBois

At least not when I'm hungry.

There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled.

Nope...skinny. Barely any fat or meat.

**frazod** · 11-22-2002, 07:57 PM

My favorite cannibal joke:

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

The Pedestrian · 11-22-2002, 07:59 PM

Child Cannibal: Mom, can I eat the batter?

Mother Cannibal: Only if he gets 3 strikes.

**Rain Man** · 11-23-2002, 11:36 AM

Hey! If we end up trapped on a mountainside somewhere, this discussion won't seem so petty, now will it?

**Phobia** · 11-23-2002, 03:55 PM

I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.

**Rain Man** · 11-23-2002, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pHoBiA
I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.

(Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.)

The Pedestrian · 11-23-2002, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pHoBiA
I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.

It would've worked if I didn't notice that I was the last poster on "Petty Board Disputes"....

**Phobia** · 11-23-2002, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kevin

(Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.)

Shoulda just deleted it, but I wouldn't want a rogue Chiefs board to spring up....

Hydrae · 11-23-2002, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigOlChiefsfan
Cannibal broncofan!

This is just wrong:

"In 1874, Packer polished off five fellow prospectors in a mid-winter munchy fit."

View Poll Results: See Question Below
Nope. Civilized people don't eat other people.	11	18.33%
Yep. Tastes like chicken, but with a wedding ring.	25	41.67%
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.	24	40.00%
Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll

11-22-2002, 06:07 PM
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62677087	Cannibalism - pro or anti? I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote. Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good. Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew. What's your choice?
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11-22-2002, 07:54 PM	#18
BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $50008177	Did you hear about the cannibal who didn't like his mother in law? So he only ate the slaw and french fries. Same cannibal, later that week: Say, this is good. Who is it? Last but not Least: Cannibal broncofan! __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
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11-22-2002, 07:56 PM	#21
Zebedee DuBois Cog of Industry Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $40201	Did you hear about the cannibal that ate his brother? When asked if he had seen his brother lately, he replied, " I just passed him in the woods." __________________ ...and STAY out of the WOOLWORTH's!!!!!!!!!
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11-22-2002, 07:57 PM	#23
frazod Keep firing, assholes! Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2833675	My favorite cannibal joke: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny! __________________ I'm not mean; I just don't like you.
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11-22-2002, 07:59 PM	#24
The Pedestrian Cross with me Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $7525100	Child Cannibal: Mom, can I eat the batter? Mother Cannibal: Only if he gets 3 strikes.
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11-23-2002, 11:36 AM	#25
Rain Man Welcome, Eric Fisher & Friends Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 1.61 KM high city Casino cash: $62677087	Hey! If we end up trapped on a mountainside somewhere, this discussion won't seem so petty, now will it? __________________ Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, block right through that line. Block the ball clear down the field, a touchdown sure this time. Onward Fisher, Onward Fisher, fight on for her fame. Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll win this game.
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11-23-2002, 03:55 PM	#26
Phobia Together is Powerful Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $2115225709	I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
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