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Old 11-05-2000, 06:18 PM  
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As they were recorded today...
1) When the offensive player has only hid hand on the field and the ball comes loose--it is a fumble.
2)For defensive pass interference to be called, the ball has ro be catchable.
3)When the offensive player shoves the DB away with both hands to create separation, it's offensive padd interference.]
4)When your offense is confused as hell, call a timeout.
5)Are you sure Kimble didn't jus have a hand down?
6)If the QB is past the LOS, it's illegal procedure.
7)When the defensive playeris trying to run away from the offensive player, and his jersey is visibly stretched--it's offensive holding.
8)When you run for 20+ yards, hold on to the damned ball.
9)Forced fumbles don't count...don't bother.
10)Try watching the San Diegp tapes...it might help.<BR>
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Old 11-05-2000, 07:04 PM   #2
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Bob - Drink a little much?
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Old 11-10-2000, 09:45 PM   #3
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I think Bob Might have to do a weekly feature for the planet, with fake interviews with Gun. Kind of a running parody sort of thing, just a thought of course.
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Old 11-11-2000, 02:27 AM   #4
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It appears that Bob Dole definitely should not drink and type. Thankfully, no one was injured in the incident.

As for regular anything--Bob Dole has trouble having regular a bowel movement, so would hate to be expected to come up with something worth reading every week. (The "confusing schedule" post from that other place, expanded some, might be fun for a "Welcome Back Planet" spot, though.)
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Old 11-11-2000, 10:47 AM   #5
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Really Dole...you actually tried to drink and type at the same time....I see nothing has changed [img]http://63.249.247.210/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
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