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Old 12-08-2000, 10:58 AM  
autoxwes autoxwes is offline
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A lady walks into the Canadian National Bank and demands to speak with the President - she wants to deposit alot of money. After haggling with her, they finally bring her to the Pres' office. He asks how he can help her and she dumps out $165,000 and says she wants to deposit it. He's concerned about where that much money came from. He asks her and she replys "I make bets and I win it" He replys "How do you win that much money betting - what are the bets?" "Well" she says, "I'll bet you $25,000 that your nuts are round! - wanna bet?" The pres is taken back, but knowA damm good and well that his nuts are round and says "sure I'll take that bet" She ask "since this is a large sum of money, can we prove this tomorrow morning at 10am and can I bring my lawyer to confirm?" "Sure, no problem - see you tomorrow morning at 10am!"

The pres goes home and seems concerned so he spends a good portion of the night checking his nuts, making sure that they are round!!

The next morning the lady arrives with her lawyer and they enter the pres's office.

She says "Okay, drop your pants and do you care if I hold them to confirm they are square?" "Sure" he says as he drops 'em. As she is grabbing them, the pres looks over and sees the lawyer banging his head on the wall -- very hard. "What's his problem?" The lady looks up at the Pres and says "oh, I bet him $125,000 that I could have the Canadian National Banks' Presidents' balls in my hands at 10am today!"

ENJOY BOYS!!!
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Old 12-08-2000, 11:43 AM   #2
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I had to laugh out loud and then the women in my office wondered what I was laughing at...being the humble shy person I am I was more than happy to show them the joke...
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Old 12-08-2000, 01:36 PM   #3
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LOL!! Very funny.
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Old 12-08-2000, 10:03 PM   #4
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It's a shame when a BOY from Wisconsin has to use a Canadian joke to get a laugh

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