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View Poll Results: Did you ever hit something while learning to drive?
Yes, another car 6 6.74%
Yes, a tree or sign or traffic light 1 1.12%
Yes, a house 3 3.37%
Yes, a person 1 1.12%
Yes, something else 6 6.74%
No 72 80.90%
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:10 PM  
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When learning to drive....

... did you ever hit anything?



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Old 06-20-2003, 10:47 PM   #46
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Would someone explain to me why this particular thread is stuck at the top?
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:49 PM   #47
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I made a turn that was a little too wide and ended up in the left lane. When I was getting back into the left lane, I turned the wheel too much and got on the sidewalk. While attempting to hit the break, my leg was pushing on the wheel and caused me to turn right and into the house. Other than the side-view mirror, the only damage is under the right headlight....some dents, scrapes, and two small holes where the brick punctured the metal.

This is the kind of thing they put in the movies and we all laugh our asses off over because it could NEVER happen.


Obviously we have not met Slaya Andretti!
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:32 PM   #48
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This is the kind of thing they put in the movies and we all laugh our asses off over because it could NEVER happen.


Obviously we have not met Slaya Andretti!
I agree, I'm never getting in a car with that knucklehead. Imagine him with a cell phone trying to change radio stations.
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:47 PM   #49
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Old 06-20-2003, 11:56 PM   #50
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on my first "practice run", I hit a trash can in the alley behind our house. No damage, but my dad laughed at me and gave me alot of sh*t about it.

Thank God we didn't have the internet in those days.
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Old 06-21-2003, 12:52 AM   #51
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I agree, I'm never getting in a car with that knucklehead. Imagine him with a cell phone trying to change radio stations.



Maybe it's just me, but it sounds like in the car on the road is the safest place with Slayer behind the wheel. What you don't want to be walking down the sidewalks - or worse yet, hiding in a house.

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Old 06-21-2003, 03:33 AM   #52
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Old 06-21-2003, 05:52 AM   #53
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This probably really should've been said before now. Granted I never hit anything while I was "learning" to drive... but I did ram a pickup head on into a tree at roughly 60-something a few years later. Luckily, the guy in the bed walked away w/ just a broken arm and some cuts and bruises.


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Old 06-21-2003, 07:02 AM   #54
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I made a turn that was a little too wide and ended up in the left lane. When I was getting back into the left lane, I turned the wheel too much and got on the sidewalk. While attempting to hit the break, my leg was pushing on the wheel and caused me to turn right and into the house. Other than the side-view mirror, the only damage is under the right headlight....some dents, scrapes, and two small holes where the brick punctured the metal.

.............OMFG Slayer........If I didn't have too work, I could be having some fun with this.........
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Old 06-21-2003, 07:32 AM   #55
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I have been in two accidents. One was sleep induced and the other was rain induced.

The second one REALLY pissed me off as I did all the correct things and a tire ****ed me.
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:26 AM   #56
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a tire ****ed me.


Did it bend ya over ? Give ya a reach around ? Did it use rubber ?........Kiss ya when it was done...............?
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:31 AM   #57
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:32 AM   #58
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Hack - It didn't need to use a "rubber" (think about it).
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:38 AM   #59
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Hack - It didn't need to use a "rubber" (think about it).


That's what I ment............
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Old 06-21-2003, 10:51 AM   #60
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Other than that, the only collision I was ever involved in where I was driving was one I got in deliberately, so I guess you can't really call it an "accident."
Hmmmm, interesting.

Why on earth would you want to deliberately hit someone with a moving vehicle? Only one of two things come to mind: 1. The car in front of you was driven by some hottie, and you are one of those guys that will rear-end the chick's car in order to get her phone number. OR 2. You are a raging maniac who feels like every other driver out there needs a lesson, and someone pissed you off to the point that you had to ram your vehicle into theirs to prove a point.

Hopefully, it's number 1. And, even that is shameful.

Otherwise, I'd be interested to know why on earth you would deliberately hit someone with a 2,000 pound moving vehicle?
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