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View Poll Results: Did you ever hit something while learning to drive?
Yes, another car 6 6.74%
Yes, a tree or sign or traffic light 1 1.12%
Yes, a house 3 3.37%
Yes, a person 1 1.12%
Yes, something else 6 6.74%
No 72 80.90%
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:10 PM  
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When learning to drive....

... did you ever hit anything?



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Old 06-20-2003, 05:21 PM   #21
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Gotta give you credit, at least you showed up to face the music.


So, is this little incident big enough for you to get demoted back to the parking lot - or will it bust you all the way back down to a Huffy?


I think he may have topped out on the Huffy...
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:30 PM   #22
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So Slayer, you wouldn't have been lucky enough for this to have been your house would you? It be bad if you ran into a complete stranger's house. Shoot it'd be even worse if you ran into a niegbor's house and had to endure all the niegbors pointing, laughing and installing concrete retaining walls to protect their homes from the kid down the street.
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:35 PM   #23
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:36 PM   #24
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No, it was in Platte City, about 20 minutes from where we live.

Not sure if they talked to the owner of the house or not.... I know they filed the one-car accident report though.
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:41 PM   #25
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Slayer was probably pontificating on a deep subject and was distracted. (Tell that story, Slayer, and stick with it).
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:47 PM   #26
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I made a turn that was a little too wide and ended up in the left lane. When I was getting back into the left lane, I turned the wheel too much and got on the sidewalk. While attempting to hit the break, my leg was pushing on the wheel and caused me to turn right and into the house. Other than the side-view mirror, the only damage is under the right headlight....some dents, scrapes, and two small holes where the brick punctured the metal.


Oh man, I literally spewed Mt Dew over that
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:49 PM   #27
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Slayer was probably pontificating on a deep subject and was distracted. (Tell that story, Slayer, and stick with it).
There was a truck in the left lane that made me panic a little bit, which got me on the sidewalk......the rest of the story is at the bottom of the first page.
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:50 PM   #28
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I really do have to give big time props to Slayer for showing up here and owning up to this whole thing!
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:51 PM   #29
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I really do have to give big time props to Slayer for showing up here and owning up to this whole thing!
True, but he also really didn't have a choice thanks to Bearcats prompt reporting.
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Old 06-20-2003, 05:54 PM   #30
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Something to assist with the police report:



That's a classic.
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:00 PM   #31
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Something to assist with the police report:

More like this...... Except the sidewalk was much skinnier
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:08 PM   #32
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True, but he also really didn't have a choice thanks to Bearcats prompt reporting.

Well, after the thread a few days ago in which Slayer wanted me to let him drive on the highway.....
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:11 PM   #33
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More like this...... Except the sidewalk was much skinnier
THAT'LL TEACH THEM TO NOT BUILD HOUSES RIGHT ON THE STREET!!!


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Old 06-20-2003, 06:24 PM   #34
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Wouldn't you think they would know better than to build a house right where Slayer is trying to drive?
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:26 PM   #35
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Well, after the thread a few days ago in which Slayer wanted me to let him drive on the highway.....
There's no houses that close to the highway. He would've been fine.
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:42 PM   #36
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you think thats bad I would come home after a night on the town
and one time the mailbox was under my suv and about 4or 5 times after that I would drive the kids to the bus and I always
took out one of the naighbors mailbox
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:58 PM   #37
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you think thats bad I would come home after a night on the town
and one time the mailbox was under my suv
Any idea how many fatalities resulted from your drunken driving?
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:56 PM   #38
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How in the heck did I miss this thread?

I don't even have anything witty to add. Imagine that. Speechless.
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:58 PM   #39
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How in the heck did I miss this thread?

I don't even have anything witty to add. Imagine that. Speechless.
Must be the baby, eh Phil?
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:10 PM   #40
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Riding a bike, didn't wreck. Riding a motorcycle (13) I didn't have any problems, driving a car (16) no problem. 4 wheeler, no problem.

But when I was maybe 10 my uncles stuck me on a three wheeler. So I'm just driving in big cicrcles trying to understand how the thing drives, I have never drove anything with a motor. After going around a few times one of the uncles yells out for me to give it some more gas, I give it a bit too much. As I panic hitting the break I never release the accelerator. Now anyone who has driven one may remember that the breaks didn't do anything with the throttle turned. Very embarasingly, I actually hit the broad side of a barn.

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