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Old 07-04-2003, 03:43 PM  
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The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.

So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:32 PM   #151
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Hey jettio I have never had any problems with you, and just thought your reply was a tad on the strong side. Bwana has always been cool to me and is one of my favorite posters here. I will just keep my chips in my own dip, he is a a big boy he can handle his own.
RNR,

Bwana's allright with me.

I do not know if he just read my post and replied to that alone or if he read other people's insults and that clouded his judgment.

But I think Bwana agrees with me.

He admitted to the inconsistency and retracted the claim.

He has not shot bird bombs in the neighborhood, since.

And, he went off to play with his toys.
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:43 PM   #152
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Not really. Hard for Jim to have a battle of wits, when the other guy comes unarmed.
Dude,

What thread are you reading?

I was actually looking forward to the fishing trip invite, but that was when I thought we would do wilderness sh*t.

If I have to teach you the ABC's, forget about it.
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:44 PM   #153
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Dude,

What thread are you reading?

I was actually looking forward to the fishing trip invite, but that was when I thought we would do wilderness sh*t.

If I have to teach you the ABC's, forget about it.


Weak man, very weak.

As for the wilderness thing, how would you know what is planned for the trip?
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:54 PM   #154
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As for the wilderness thing, how would you know what is planned for the trip?
Exactly right there. How would I know?

I guess I could check back in thread, but didn't you pass a love note to Bwana saying that you two should invite me on the trip?

I do not want to go if the focus on the trip will be literacy or something that would disqualify somebody from being a Scoutmaster in the Boy Scouts.
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:57 PM   #155
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Exactly right there. How would I know?

I guess I could check back in thread, but didn't you pass a love note to Bwana saying that you two should invite me on the trip?
Actually more along the lines of using you for bear bait


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I do not want to go if the focus on the trip will be literacy or something that would disqualify somebody from being a Scoutmaster in the Boy Scouts.
Not sure what you mean there, but I'll assume your the expert.
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:58 PM   #156
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Exactly right there. How would I know?

I guess I could check back in thread, but didn't you pass a love note to Bwana saying that you two should invite me on the trip?

I do not want to go if the focus on the trip will be literacy or something that would disqualify somebody from being a Scoutmaster in the Boy Scouts.
you know, you can overcome these feelings, if you just try .
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:04 PM   #157
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You and him at war ?????

Nah, he may think so I think he is just a cute lil puppy I can kick.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:07 PM   #158
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Exactly right there. How would I know?

I guess I could check back in thread, but didn't you pass a love note to Bwana saying that you two should invite me on the trip?

I do not want to go if the focus on the trip will be literacy or something that would disqualify somebody from being a Scoutmaster in the Boy Scouts.
Well clearly since your lack of literacy is a problem it is good you do not want to be invited. We will get you an invitation to a camp that the short yellow bus can deliver you to each day.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:10 PM   #159
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Nah, he may think so I think he is just a cute lil puppy I can kick.


I like puppies..............Can't he be a cat ????????
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:12 PM   #160
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Actually more along the lines of using you for bear bait

So, are you saying that you are proposing a murder?

I thought you were saying that Bwana was so obviously cool and tough, that it was ironic and stupid for me to call him a p*ssy.

Man, if you were suggesting the invite for the fishing trip was to set me up to get killed.

Then I am glad that you think my jokes are not funny.

You have poor judgment. And I'll leave you alone.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:12 PM   #161
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I Just rolled into town from the mountains. I had a new ATV to break in.

I am surprised this thing is still alive.

jettio: I love the comparison to myself and ted kazinski "the unabomber." I fire off a few rounds of bird bombs over the residence of some meth monkeys and in your mind that makes me the second coming of Kazinski? If that helps you sleep better at night, knock yourself out.

In fairness, you are certainly entitled to your opinion regarding the launching of bird bombs, but donít try to make it sound like I am raining down thermal nuclear warheads over the neighborhood.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:13 PM   #162
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If I have to teach you the ABC's, forget about it.
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Methinks Jettio is recovering nicely!
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:15 PM   #163
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So, are you saying that you are proposing a murder?

I thought you were saying that Bwana was so obviously cool and tough, that it was ironic and stupid for me to call him a p*ssy.

Man, if you were suggesting the invite for the fishing trip was to set me up to get killed.

Then I am glad that you think my jokes are not funny.

You have poor judgment. And I'll leave you alone.


Man you take yourself and everything way to serious. Lighten up dude.

But if it's any consolation no one takes you serious anyway.
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So, are you saying that you are proposing a murder?

I thought you were saying that Bwana was so obviously cool and tough, that it was ironic and stupid for me to call him a p*ssy.

Man, if you were suggesting the invite for the fishing trip was to set me up to get killed.

Then I am glad that you think my jokes are not funny.

You have poor judgment. And I'll leave you alone.


You have just proved what an assclown you are..........Here's a quarter, buy a sense of humor.................
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you know, you can overcome these feelings, if you just try .
Looks like there will be another happy face around a Cooke City campfire, toasting marshmallows.

Wipe your chin.
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