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Old 07-04-2003, 03:43 PM  
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The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.

So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:18 PM   #166
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I Just rolled into town from the mountains. I had a new ATV to break in.

I am surprised this thing is still alive.

jettio: I love the comparison to myself and ted kazinski "the unabomber." I fire off a few rounds of bird bombs over the residence of some meth monkeys and in your mind that makes me the second coming of Kazinski? If that helps you sleep better at night, knock yourself out.

In fairness, you are certainly entitled to your opinion regarding the launching of bird bombs, but donít try to make it sound like I am raining down thermal nuclear warheads over the neighborhood.


But Greg, I thought jettio made you see the error of your ways. You mean he's just kidding himself?
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:18 PM   #167
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:20 PM   #168
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Man you take yourself and everything way to serious. Lighten up dude.

But if it's any consolation no one takes you serious anyway.

The ironic part is that I think you really were going to kill him.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:22 PM   #169
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Hey JOhn......I made it in about 5 miles on the Goose lake trail before I ran into the 6 froot snow drift that halted my progress. I did manage to get the Polaris stuck twice in smaller drifts along the way as well. I have to go hit that thing with the power washer because you can't tell what color it is the way it sits now. I have to hand it to my wife. She was on the back the entire time and when it was all said and done, we both had so much mud caked on us, we must have looked like swamp creatures.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:22 PM   #170
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The ironic part is that I think you really were going to kill him.
I never thought that at all. I just assumed that he wanted to go outside a bar to take a piss with Jettio so they could become alarmed by a bear.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:24 PM   #171
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I Just rolled into town from the mountains. I had a new ATV to break in.

I am surprised this thing is still alive.

jettio: I love the comparison to myself and ted kazinski "the unabomber." I fire off a few rounds of bird bombs over the residence of some meth monkeys and in your mind that makes me the second coming of Kazinski? If that helps you sleep better at night, knock yourself out.

In fairness, you are certainly entitled to your opinion regarding the launching of bird bombs, but donít try to make it sound like I am raining down thermal nuclear warheads over the neighborhood.
Thermal Nuclear Warheads might not be a good idea. But those dudes might like the Drano bombs that were mentioned earlier.

Don't they use that to cook their junk?
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:26 PM   #172
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I have no idea.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:30 PM   #173
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I never thought that at all. I just assumed that he wanted to go outside a bar to take a piss with Jettio so they could become alarmed by a bear.
Does that Grizzly Adams perfume that JOhn wears have those catch me quick pheromones in it?
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:35 PM   #174
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Does that Grizzly Adams perfume that JOhn wears have those catch me quick pheromones in it?
I dunno for sure. All I know is JOhn pissed down his leg when a bear interrupted Bwana and he pissing outside a bar one night. I'm guessing Bwana wanted to wrestle the bear.... JOhn wanted to go inside to clean his panties.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:42 PM   #175
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:44 PM   #176
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I dunno for sure. All I know is JOhn pissed down his leg when a bear interrupted Bwana and he pissing outside a bar one night. I'm guessing Bwana wanted to wrestle the bear.... JOhn wanted to go inside to clean his panties.
The more I hear about Bwana, it is sounding like a good time to call a truce.

I am not even going to say anything about him claiming that there is snow on the ground in July. I believe him.

Some of these other ducks need to take some flying lessons before I mess with them.

I do have a conscience, you know.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:45 PM   #177
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Two shots from the top by Cooke City. As you can see, there is still A LOT of snow in the area.
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I have no idea.
Well, send one over, and see if they send out a salvage team.
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Breaking in the new toy just before we got stuck the first time.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:50 PM   #180
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Two shots from the top by Cooke City. As you can see, there is still A LOT of snow in the area.
Wow, Great picture.

I had applied to the Department of Interior for their office in Billings, a while back, but it was for a higher rating than a recently graduated lawyer, so I did not get it.

I like being in KC, but the more I learned about Billings, I thought it would be a cool place to be.
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