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Old 07-04-2003, 03:43 PM  
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The Score Has Been Evened.......For Now.

So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:51 PM   #181
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I am not even going to say anything about him claiming that there is snow on the ground in July. I believe him.
Umm, see pictures. I should have taken some when we got stuck in the drifts. My wife may have with her camera. I was to busy getting unstuck to worry about pictures of that.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:54 PM   #182
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Wow, Great picture.

I had applied to the Department of Interior for their office in Billings, a while back, but it was for a higher rating than a recently graduated lawyer, so I did not get it.

I like being in KC, but the more I learned about Billings, I thought it would be a cool place to be.
Billings isn't bad, but if you have a chance in the future, visit the Flathead Lake area in western Montana.....Gods country.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:58 PM   #183
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Breaking in the new toy just before we got stuck the first time.
At least you did not fall off of the new ATV as many times as Logical fell out of his chair laughing at his own jokes.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:00 PM   #184
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At least you did not fall off of the new ATV as many times as Logical fell out of his chair laughing at his own jokes.

Well actually laughing at you, but I can see how you would miss the obvious.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:00 PM   #185
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The more I hear about Bwana, it is sounding like a good time to call a truce.

I am not even going to say anything about him claiming that there is snow on the ground in July. I believe him.

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Old 07-06-2003, 03:01 PM   #186
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At least you did not fall off of the new ATV as many times as Logical fell out of his chair laughing at his own jokes.

He really should stop wearing those leather pants while he's posting.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:03 PM   #187
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Flatlander.
Is that what they call adult males like jettio that still have to have their mommy take them into the bathroom?
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:04 PM   #188
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He really should stop wearing those leather pants while he's posting.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:06 PM   #189
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I dunno for sure. All I know is JOhn pissed down his leg when a bear interrupted Bwana and he pissing outside a bar one night. I'm guessing Bwana wanted to wrestle the bear.... JOhn wanted to go inside to clean his panties.
We didn't run into any bears yesterday. We saw some tracks, but not the owners.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:09 PM   #190
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Flatlander.
No doubt. I did spend summer of '95 in Denver. Even hiked up a 14-er near Buena Vista.

I was in good shape then, but I was still draggin' up that hill compared to the Coloradoans in the group, and this was near the end of my summer visit.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:30 PM   #191
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Well Jettio is a pussy so I guess so!



See ya hit that meatball I tossed for ya...............
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:44 PM   #192
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See ya hit that meatball I tossed for ya...............
At least you're tossing meatballs on this holiday weekend instead of salads like usual....
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At least you're tossing meatballs on this holiday weekend instead of salads like usual....


Hahaha, real funny,..............Coming form someone who sounds gay on the radio.............
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:03 PM   #194
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Hey JOhn......I made it in about 5 miles on the Goose lake trail before I ran into the 6 froot snow drift that halted my progress. I did manage to get the Polaris stuck twice in smaller drifts along the way as well. I have to go hit that thing with the power washer because you can't tell what color it is the way it sits now. I have to hand it to my wife. She was on the back the entire time and when it was all said and done, we both had so much mud caked on us, we must have looked like swamp creatures.
Cool Greg, look forward to doing it again soon.
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Breaking in the new toy just before we got stuck the first time.
Nice pic Greg
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