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Old 07-04-2003, 03:43 PM  
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So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:05 PM   #196
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:07 PM   #197
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I dunno for sure. All I know is JOhn pissed down his leg when a bear interrupted Bwana and he pissing outside a bar one night. I'm guessing Bwana wanted to wrestle the bear.... JOhn wanted to go inside to clean his panties.



Then why was we both haulin ass out of there?

Answer: Easy NO ONE wrestles a 900lb+ Grizzly.
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:08 PM   #198
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Hahaha, real funny,..............Coming form someone who sounds gay on the radio.............


Easy LVNHACK, or Phob will point out how lame you've become.
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Old 07-06-2003, 04:28 PM   #199
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Easy LVNHACK, or Phob will point out how lame you've become.


Only thing lame around here is phob's.........Or is the word limp ????
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Old 07-06-2003, 05:47 PM   #200
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Easy LVNHACK, or Phob will point out how lame you've become.
The way Phil has been today anything would seem possible. Must be sleep deprivation.
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:51 PM   #201
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Nice pic Greg
It was a blast. By the end of this month, enough of the snow should be gone to get all the way into Goose Lake without issues. That's one of the reasons I went up, to check the snow line. It looks like there is still a lot above the highline, but other than that, it's intermittent for the first 5 miles. The lake levels are way up as well in the area, higher than I have seen them in years. I was able to cross the arm of Mudd Lake on the ATV, but it was touch and go, almost up to the air intake. BTW, the band at the Minors Saloon sucked as bad as the band that was in the house when You and your wife met us up there. But what the hell, the beer was cold.
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:56 PM   #202
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The way Phil has been today anything would seem possible. Must be sleep deprivation.
I'm not here for y'alls edification. I'm here to entertain myself. It's a rousing success.
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:58 PM   #203
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It was a blast. By the end of this month, enough of the snow should be gone to get all the way into Goose Lake without issues. That's one of the reasons I went up, to check the snow line. It looks like there is still a lot above the highline, but other than that, it's intermittent for the first 5 miles. The lake levels are way up as well in the area, higher than I have seen them in years. I was able to cross the arm of Mudd Lake on the ATV, but it was touch and go, almost up to the air intake. BTW, the band at the Minors Saloon sucked as bad as the band that was in the house when You and your wife met us up there. But what the hell, the beer was cold.



I was up in the Big Horns this weekend, almost all the snow gone there. Other than a few places on the northern faces.

Only managed about 3 hours fishing on the Tounge River, but caught a lot of Rainbow's.
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Old 07-06-2003, 06:59 PM   #204
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Well I guess that's all that matters.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:03 PM   #205
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I was up in the Big Horns this weekend, almost all the snow gone there. Other than a few places on the northern faces.

Only managed about 3 hours fishing on the Tounge River, but caught a lot of Rainbow's.
That's one regret I have for the trip, I didn't bring in any fishing equipment. I thought the snow line would be lower and I wouldn't have a chance to get to any of the lakes. I did put 70 miles on the new toy though and I can say without any doubt it is "broken in." There will be plenty of fishing gear on that thing in a few weeks to make up for it.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:05 PM   #206
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That's one regret I have for the trip, I didn't bring in any fishing equipment. I thought the snow line would be lower and I wouldn't have a chance to get to any of the lakes. I did put 70 miles on the new toy though and I can say without any doubt it is "broken in." There will be plenty of fishing gear on that thing in a few weeks to make up for it.

What are the exact dates you guys plan on hitting the lakes? Still hoping to make it up, and was wanting to reserve a ATV for the day.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:12 PM   #207
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I'm not here for y'alls edification. I'm here to entertain myself. It's a rousing success.
Ah... it seems you and I have something in common.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:12 PM   #208
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What are the exact dates you guys plan on hitting the lakes? Still hoping to make it up, and was wanting to reserve a ATV for the day.
Otter, my brother and Crazy Cousin Tony are all flying in July 31st around one in the afternoon. Another guy and I are going to pick them up at the airport and hit the road from there. We wiil be up there three days, fishing drinking and raising hell.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:14 PM   #209
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Otter, my brother and Crazy Cousin Tony are all flying in July 31st around one in the afternoon. Another guy and I are going to pick them up at the airport and hit the road from there. We wiil be up there three days, fishing drinking and raising hell.
CRAP

I'm supposed to take my daughter home that weekend.

Have to do some checking to see if I can still arrange something.
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Old 07-06-2003, 07:21 PM   #210
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I'm supposed to take my daughter home that weekend.

Have to do some checking to see if I can still arrange something.
I hope you can work something out and spend a day with the boys. It's going to be one hell of a weekend.
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