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Old 02-22-2004, 04:33 PM  
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Man I could be in trouble....

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:46 PM   #31
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Speaking of sluts, I have spoken before of my neighbor who got the mail order bride from South America. She came here just to take him for his money and thought not giving it up would give her some leverage. She covered it with some crap about her son not being used to sleeping alone. After they broke up this illegal alien is doing anything to make money. She stole his gold collection and he can't recoup it because it is now theirs. She does other things like return things after they were on sale to get more money for the return. She has been looking for another sucker to latch on to, but times are tough. Latest news is that she is now a $20 hooker turning tricks with the Mexicans she knows.
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:48 PM   #32
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:49 PM   #33
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Sounds like you're the slut.
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:52 PM   #34
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:52 PM   #35
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After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:

1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour.

2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard.
on' o ha again oung man! hink of all he rouble ou could have avoided!

ha 's wh I ge so damn drunk ha I pass ou and avoid his has le!

(My keyboard isn't fully operational)
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:56 PM   #36
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I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
Dang. I don't get to say this often so here's my chance...

You're a moron.
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:58 PM   #37
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on' o ha again oung man! hink of all he rouble ou could have avoided!

ha 's wh I ge so damn drunk ha I pass ou and avoid his has le!

(My keyboard isn't fully operational)
Hence I said operational, and not "fully" operational.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:06 PM   #38
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:11 PM   #39
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Heh. I googled to the exact same web page after that comment.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:15 PM   #40
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You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:20 PM   #41
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Good thing you aren't here in Fayetteville. The UofA is currently having a huge syphilis outbreak. Like 60 discovered cases in the last few weeks. If they've found 60, think of how many are out there undiscovered?

At least it's just syphilis, though.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:37 PM   #42
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:39 PM   #43
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I'll bet she's not really a slut. She just heard how much you spend at Christmas and wanted a taste of that.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:50 PM   #44
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You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?
He tried that, but she already knew the Brian from Arizona. Said that man was the best lay on one broken ankle she's ever had.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:56 PM   #45
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Good thing you aren't here in Fayetteville. The UofA is currently having a huge syphilis outbreak. Like 60 discovered cases in the last few weeks. If they've found 60, think of how many are out there undiscovered?

At least it's just syphilis, though.
Yeah, but is it going to get cleared up before spring football?
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