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Old 04-29-2004, 11:47 PM  
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My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex
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Old 04-30-2004, 04:34 PM   #151
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I figured you'd be a huge fan of Paul, JG. Can you imagine how many women he's converted to lesbianism?


Gawd, is there no bottom to the comedy well that is this thread?
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Old 04-30-2004, 04:49 PM   #152
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Old 04-30-2004, 04:51 PM   #153
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That and the string-cutting story are burned in my memory forever.
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:03 PM   #154
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I figured you'd be a huge fan of Paul, JG. Can you imagine how many women he's converted to lesbianism?

lol, there's been a few I'm sure
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:23 PM   #155
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Dude, I don't mean this to sound the wrong way, but if you need to invent robot sex toys to eliminate female control over sex...well, that just tells me you don't know how to use your dick.

Maybe they have all the control, because they (now get ready cause I am only saying this once) don't wanna have sex with you .

Real men, who actually excite a woman, don't have to give all the control to women. Quit thinking with your dick dude.
Damn. That's what I was trying to say earlier in the thread, but you said it so much better than I could.
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:35 PM   #156
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Maybe they have all the control, because they (now get ready cause I am only saying this once) don't wanna have sex with you .

Real men, who actually excite a woman, don't have to give all the control to women. Quit thinking with your dick dude.
Resigning to this painful fact has made my life so much better and so much easier.

Oh wait, no it hasn't. I'm going to go sit on my couch now, in the dark, and drink and drink and drink until the really hot hallucinogenic women show up.
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:46 PM   #157
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Old 04-30-2004, 06:03 PM   #158
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You're welcome. I just saved the young guys on
Lawyers: $20,000+
Child Support: $1,000 a month until the child graduates college
Alimony: $1,000 a month until the bitch dies or remarries.

Figure it out and send me 1% for the next 20 years. I'm providing a valuable service here.
Damn!!! Phobia!! You got screwed by your Lawyers and wife. What exactly did they do for that $20K anyway? You would probably have been better off representing yourself. Sorry you had to go through that dude. Ouch.
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Old 04-30-2004, 06:14 PM   #159
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Old 04-30-2004, 06:14 PM   #160
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Damn!!! Phobia!! You got screwed by your Lawyers and wife. What exactly did they do for that $20K anyway? You would probably have been better off representing yourself. Sorry you had to go through that dude. Ouch.
Oh - those are not my exact figures. I didn't quite spend $20k on attorneys. But, the bitch was in a fighting mood and she was content to make it as hellish as possible, so I got pretty close to it. For that amount of money, I got to keep my house and only pay alimony for 8 months, until she graduated nursing school. Fortunately, alimony only exists in Texas for special situations and she didn't "qualify". The 8 months was entirely voluntary - I'm such a nice bastard.
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:44 PM   #161
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Oh - those are not my exact figures. I didn't quite spend $20k on attorneys. But, the bitch was in a fighting mood and she was content to make it as hellish as possible, so I got pretty close to it. For that amount of money, I got to keep my house and only pay alimony for 8 months, until she graduated nursing school. Fortunately, alimony only exists in Texas for special situations and she didn't "qualify". The 8 months was entirely voluntary - I'm such a nice bastard.
You were a lot nicer than I would have been.
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:47 PM   #162
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You were a lot nicer than I would have been.
Yeah - upon reflection, that was pretty 'fn stupid. At that point, I was really, really sick of the entire ordeal and didn't think a few extra grrr was gonna hurt anything. 'course, that's back when I was bringing $100 an hour. Haven't seen that rate in a while....
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:52 PM   #163
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Yeah - upon reflection, that was pretty 'fn stupid. At that point, I was really, really sick of the entire ordeal and didn't think a few extra grrr was gonna hurt anything. 'course, that's back when I was bringing $100 an hour. Haven't seen that rate in a while....
Damn, what did you do for $100 per hour or should I ask?
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:59 PM   #164
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Damn, what did you do for $100 per hour or should I ask?
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