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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:23 PM   #166
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Jenny...........

He needs sex education classes, you still teaching ? If so, let me know, I'll get him enrolled !
There's a class? Could you send me an enrollment form? Maybe things have changed since the 50's.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:23 PM   #167
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On a totally unrelated note, what in the hell is this best of the west coalition link at the bottom of the page? Why is it on my Planet, and when did it get here?


I noticed that a few days ago as well, and clicked on it. I think its advertising, you click on it and the Chiefsplanet administration get a small kickback, i surmised.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:24 PM   #168
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That's a good way to introduce yourself a bulletin board, make fun of somebody that everybody likes and then tell an adminstrator to shut up...

How should I know he's an admin? Its not stated anywhere. I just thought he was some guy talking smack. It doesnt bother me anyway. If I were to get banned for something of this like, then I dont want to be here anyway. I thought this was a place were KC fans across the US can come to unite but, I guess its not.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:26 PM   #169
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How should I know he's an admin? Its not stated anywhere. I just thought he was some guy talking smack. It doesnt bother me anyway. If I were to get banned for something of this like, then I dont want to be here anyway. I thought this was a place were KC fans across the US can come to unite but, I guess its not.


He won't ban you, hes just telling you to chill out a bit.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:26 PM   #170
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I noticed that a few days ago as well, and clicked on it. I think its advertising, you click on it and the Chiefsplanet administration get a small kickback, i surmised.
It has links to BB's for all the AFCW teams. Something new... I kinda like it.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:27 PM   #171
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How should I know he's an admin? Its not stated anywhere. I just thought he was some guy talking smack. It doesnt bother me anyway. If I were to get banned for something of this like, then I dont want to be here anyway. I thought this was a place were KC fans across the US can come to unite but, I guess its not.
Oh yes, I always like to "unite" with my fellow Chiefs fans by calling them losers... that's a brilliant strategy.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:28 PM   #172
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:29 PM   #173
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But of course. Tea and crumpets at noon?
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:30 PM   #174
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beer me left, said my wiener wasn't big enough.
Real nice, dickhead. This is becoming a joke. OK, I'll go along with it.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:31 PM   #175
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But of course. Tea and crumpets at noon?
Bloody right! I'll be driving my Healy and my teeth will be unbrushed...
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:31 PM   #176
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Naw Phob she not too old for me i would date somebody even if they was 25 but i would only go up to dating somebody that is 5 years older than me u may think its crazy but its true.
kcnut, let royr17 go.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:35 PM   #177
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I noticed that a few days ago as well, and clicked on it. I think its advertising, you click on it and the Chiefsplanet administration get a small kickback, i surmised.
Nah. Nothing like that. It is just a coalition of 4 AFC West website. Basically, it's a ploy to encourage interaction (and increased traffic) between the sites. It was added last night.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:37 PM   #178
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.

As others have mentioned, print this out and study it like it's a cheat sheet for the entry into paradise.
One other suggestion, you might actually practice what you are going to say. Say it out loud. Make sure the way it sounds when you say it comes across as very honest and sincere!
Oh yea, one other thing. when she gets there, be sure and compliment her on her looks right off the bat. Just to get things headed in the right direction.
If everything works out ok you won't be able to slap the smile off of your face for about a week. Good luck.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:39 PM   #179
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Oh yes, I always like to "unite" with my fellow Chiefs fans by calling them losers... that's a brilliant strategy.

Just because your a KC fan doesnt mean you cant be a loser. I'm sure there are plenty here on the board.
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:41 PM   #180
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Kinda defines "The Great Depression", eh?
It didn't seem like a depression at the time. In fact, it felt kinda good.
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