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Old 08-20-2004, 07:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 09:44 PM   #181
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It didn't seem like a depression at the time. In fact, it felt kinda good.
Well I mean depression as in "hole" or "sunken area"... you know, like... well, you know... it was a reach.
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Old 08-20-2004, 09:44 PM   #182
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It didn't seem like a depression at the time. In fact, it felt kinda good.
Oh come on...you're sharper than that.

It loses something when it's phrased as, "Kind of defined a warm, wet hairy, hole, eh?"
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Old 08-20-2004, 09:46 PM   #183
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As others have mentioned, print this out and study it like it's a cheat sheet for the entry into paradise.
One other suggestion, you might actually practice what you are going to say. Say it out loud. Make sure the way it sounds when you say it comes across as very honest and sincere!
Oh yea, one other thing. when she gets there, be sure and compliment her on her looks right off the bat. Just to get things headed in the right direction.
If everything works out ok you won't be able to slap the smile off of your face for about a week. Good luck.
No shit, Stumppy, Jenny is pure gold ain't she? I wish I'd known someone like her when I was 18.
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Old 08-20-2004, 09:46 PM   #184
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Just because your a KC fan doesnt mean you cant be a loser. I'm sure there are plenty here on the board.


Were you by chance looking in a mirror when you typed this?
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Old 08-20-2004, 09:50 PM   #185
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Were you by chance looking in a mirror when you typed this?

No I wasn't. Its kinda hard to look at mirror when your sitting infront of a computer screen.
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Old 08-20-2004, 09:56 PM   #186
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Oh come on...you're sharper than that.

It loses something when it's phrased as, "Kind of defined a warm, wet hairy, hole, eh?"
That's really strange, it was that way in the 50's as well. The more things change the more they stay the same. I'll bet it was the same way 10,000 years ago. The cavemen probably followed their dick around much like we do today. Ya think?
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Old 08-20-2004, 09:59 PM   #187
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Just because your a KC fan doesnt mean you cant be a loser.
We get your point. You can quit trying so hard to demonstrate it yourself now. Thanks.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:12 PM   #188
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Haven't you ever been to a family reunion in Kentucky?
I'm so disappointed it took 145 posts before anyone even typed this, so sad.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:17 PM   #189
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Say something that lets her know what you want without beating around the bush....
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:18 PM   #190
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so does anybody have anymore pointers for me if not than thanks for all of the pointers.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:20 PM   #191
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Honestly is the best policy. Tell her you like her, and go from there.
BE YOURSELF, don’t act like someone your not, and when the time comes and things are looking good that you just might get lucky…Be honest and tell her it’s your first time.
Trust me, she won’t laugh if she’s any kind of considerate person.
And wrap yer sausage if ya know what I mean.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:21 PM   #192
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I'm so disappointed it took 145 posts before anyone even typed this, so sad.
I tried the sister angle much earlier but nobody bit on that one.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:23 PM   #193
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so does anybody have anymore pointers for me if not than thanks for all of the pointers.
Just do what ever you can to let her know how special you think she is, other then that, just go with the flow.

The best bowling advise I ever got was, "Think Smooth". That doesn't just work in bowling.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:27 PM   #194
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Oh yea, one other thing. when she gets there, be sure and compliment her on her looks right off the bat. Just to get things headed in the right direction.
Just don't lay it on too thickly.... If she's not an attractive woman, chances are that she is well aware of it. If you're going on and on about how great she looks, she'll see right through that crap. A subtle compliment is sometimes more effective than bullshit anyway. If she smells like she just got done with a 10k, don't comment on her perfume. Hold your breath and dive.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:34 PM   #195
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Let me say this. It's really hard to listen to something when your reading a thread, or a response to a thread. So, I didnt really listen very carefully. So . I know enough to know that if you have to ask a question about getting a female into bed, your a loser. It doesnt matter who you are, or how much I know about you. Just get the girl drunk, that'll get her into bed fast.
This ought to be good....

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