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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:25 PM   #226
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Damn, I knew I loved this place for a reason!

New rationalization: My state of being "too short for my weight" is a self-defense mechanism to avoid having to hurt chick's feelings....since I'm married, I'd have to turn them down--but I don't want to hurt their feelings, so I'll get fat...and they won't like me anymore.

Damn, Morph, thanks.
Of course hanging out in the house with a three year old most of the time makes it really damn hard to encounter and women who might be intrested, much less working as a Sys Admin doesn't help either, cause there are maybe 10 hot SA's in the world and I have yet to meet any of them.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:26 PM   #227
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Seriously Roy - dude - get sex out of your mind for now. Try getting to know the chick and getting comfortable with her (and her, with you). The more "getting laid" dominates your thoughts, the more desperate you'll appear. A desperate dude can't get laid, period. Not with the fattest, drunkest chick at closing time. It ain't happening. Just take it slow and see where it goes. If you're slobbering all over yourself and sporting a 12 pack of condoms in your pocket, you won't even get to hold her hand.

FWIW, if KCChiefsman posts anything in this thread you should do the opposite of whatever he says.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:28 PM   #228
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Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit

I'm a fatass who used to have a lot of muscles. I got just as much fine tail as a fatass as I did as a lean hardbody. You just gotta find your niche with the ladies. Confidence is huge.
I will second this.

Roy, there are four rules.....
1) Look her in the eye. Always.
2) Listen to what she says.
3) Make her laugh.
4) Be yourself.

Follow these rules, and you are in! (pun intended)

And don't worry about how you look. You are not perfect, but I'm betting that she isn't either. There is a reason why she is coming to see you. Remember that.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:29 PM   #229
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Roy,

If all else fails, try gay.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:30 PM   #230
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Of course hanging out in the house with a three year old most of the time makes it really damn hard to encounter and women who might be intrested, much less working as a Sys Admin doesn't help either, cause there are maybe 10 hot SA's in the world and I have yet to meet any of them.
Saul is a SA....I don't know that I'd describe him as "hot," but he ain't ugly....

Oh, sorry....I'm puttin' the cart before the horse here; Saul is a guy...and he does have a girlfriend.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:31 PM   #231
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Roy,

If all else fails, try gay.
There you go getting Anton all amped up!! For shame!

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Old 08-20-2004, 10:32 PM   #233
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Saul is a SA....I don't know that I'd describe him as "hot," but he ain't ugly....

Oh, sorry....I'm puttin' the cart before the horse here; Saul is a guy...and he does have a girlfriend.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:35 PM   #234
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:37 PM   #235
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Saul is a SA....I don't know that I'd describe him as "hot," but he ain't ugly....

Oh, sorry....I'm puttin' the cart before the horse here; Saul is a guy...and he does have a girlfriend.
Well, I have yet to have to turn down a guy, though it is a bit awkward catching them checking you out...
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:39 PM   #236
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Well, I have yet to have to turn down a guy
Oh, hell. This is sig material.
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Old 08-20-2004, 10:40 PM   #237
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Oh, hell. This is sig material.
Especially if I would have left out the "have to"...
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Especially if I would have left out the "have to"...
That can be ARRANGED you know....
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Especially if I would have left out the "have to"...
Dammit. Somehow I just passed right over that.
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Saul is a SA. I know that I'd describe him as hot
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