Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ? - Page 17

royr17 · 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.

**morphius** · 08-20-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Dammit. Somehow I just passed right over that.

Sorry to get you excited, but I'm more then prepared to turn you down nicely

**KcMizzou** · 08-20-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morphius

Yeah, be careful...

Well, we all knew SD was an online cross-dresser. Most of us did anyway....

Bowser · 08-20-2004, 10:47 PM

This thread just took a turn for the worse.........

**KcMizzou** · 08-20-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morphius

Sorry to get you excited, but I'm more then prepared to turn you down nicely

Easy now, this isn't Jamie you're talkin' to...

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

This thread just took a turn for the worse.........

Definitely....

**Phobia** · 08-20-2004, 10:49 PM

I've tried sarcasm and I've tried serious advice.

Now I will share with you the very basic tenets of gettinglaidism:
1. Brush your teeth. This goes for all our young male virgins.
2. Shave that nasty mug.
3. Wear something nice but don't borrow anything from your dad. Drop a hot iron on that shirt and run a brush over those nasty shoes.
4. Clip and clean your nails. Chicks actually care about that sort of thing. A little lotion on the hands won't hurt anything. Not that kind of lotion, though.
5. Talk about her more than you talk about yourself.
6. Don't reveal your faults voluntarily. If she sticks around long enough, she'll discover them herself in time. That's the way it should be.
7. Keep the conversation light and positive. Negative drags a person down. That includes discussion about your mother's condition. If she brings it up, be candid and quickly change to a more pleasant subject. A variety of topics is a good thing. No matter how much she likes football, she doesn't want to hear about the Chiefs all night.
8. Soft lips. No teeth clicking. Swallow that excessive saliva. Relax. Take your time. No face licking.
9. Try touching her face. That will make you appear to be sensitive and sincere whether you are or not.
10. Be confident, don't apologize for yourself. You're a great catch. She's lucky to have this opportunity to be with you.
11. Make sure all her needs are met. The more physically comfortable you make her, the more emotionally comfortable she will allow herself to be.
12. Do not talk about your ex-girlfriend.

These are just a few from the top of my head. This is not rocket science, but you now have a head start. Good luck.

**morphius** · 08-20-2004, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

This thread just took a turn for the worse.........

Damn, leave it to me to ruin a perfect good thread.

Morphius
thread killing bastage...

David. · 08-20-2004, 10:51 PM

13. steal her purse

I'm sorry that lacked any funny but I'm very tired

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 08-20-2004, 10:55 PM

And when all else fails, whip it out, slap it on her knee, and murmur "Suck me, beautiful."

Bowser · 08-20-2004, 11:03 PM

Or just tell her you have a nine inch tongue and can breathe out of your ears. Just be mindful that she will want proof...............

Fairplay · 08-21-2004, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Just don't lay it on too thickly.... If she's not an attractive woman, chances are that she is well aware of it. If you're going on and on about how great she looks, she'll see right through that crap. A subtle compliment is sometimes more effective than bullshit anyway. If she smells like she just got done with a 10k, don't comment on her perfume. Hold your breath and dive.

You are the man. You tell it straight like it is and i compliment you on it.

Over-Head · 08-21-2004, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit

I'm a fatass who used to have a lot of muscles. I got just as much fine tail as a fatass as I did as a lean hardbody. You just gotta find your niche with the ladies. Confidence is huge.

...(drum roll)...LAdies and gentelmen,,,Mr Ron Jeremy The 2nd

CrazyHorse · 08-21-2004, 06:49 AM

1st bit of advice: anyone with 10,000 posts on a football message board in the last 24 months? Throw all of that advice out.

2nd. Tell her you are a virgin.

That ought to do it.

**Phobia** · 08-21-2004, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

1st bit of advice: anyone with 10,000 posts on a football message board in the last 24 months? Throw all of that advice out.

2nd. Tell her you are a virgin.

Dude. Thanks. I hope it works for me.

Fairplay · 08-21-2004, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

1st bit of advice: anyone with 10,000 posts on a football message board in the last 24 months? Throw all of that advice out.

2nd. Tell her you are a virgin.

That ought to do it.

Telling her you are a virgin makes her wonder whats wrong with you. Act like you've been there and done that.

08-20-2004, 06:08 PM
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08-20-2004, 10:47 PM	#243
Bowser What's Clark gonna do, Cotton? Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Transition Casino cash: $50964615	This thread just took a turn for the worse.........
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08-20-2004, 10:49 PM	#246
Phobia Together is Powerful Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $2115225360	I've tried sarcasm and I've tried serious advice. Now I will share with you the very basic tenets of gettinglaidism: 1. Brush your teeth. This goes for all our young male virgins. 2. Shave that nasty mug. 3. Wear something nice but don't borrow anything from your dad. Drop a hot iron on that shirt and run a brush over those nasty shoes. 4. Clip and clean your nails. Chicks actually care about that sort of thing. A little lotion on the hands won't hurt anything. Not that kind of lotion, though. 5. Talk about her more than you talk about yourself. 6. Don't reveal your faults voluntarily. If she sticks around long enough, she'll discover them herself in time. That's the way it should be. 7. Keep the conversation light and positive. Negative drags a person down. That includes discussion about your mother's condition. If she brings it up, be candid and quickly change to a more pleasant subject. A variety of topics is a good thing. No matter how much she likes football, she doesn't want to hear about the Chiefs all night. 8. Soft lips. No teeth clicking. Swallow that excessive saliva. Relax. Take your time. No face licking. 9. Try touching her face. That will make you appear to be sensitive and sincere whether you are or not. 10. Be confident, don't apologize for yourself. You're a great catch. She's lucky to have this opportunity to be with you. 11. Make sure all her needs are met. The more physically comfortable you make her, the more emotionally comfortable she will allow herself to be. 12. Do not talk about your ex-girlfriend. These are just a few from the top of my head. This is not rocket science, but you now have a head start. Good luck.
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08-20-2004, 10:51 PM	#248
David. . Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: University of Missouri Casino cash: $24130	13. steal her purse I'm sorry that lacked any funny but I'm very tired
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08-20-2004, 10:55 PM	#249
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $151803	And when all else fails, whip it out, slap it on her knee, and murmur "Suck me, beautiful."
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08-20-2004, 11:03 PM	#250
Bowser What's Clark gonna do, Cotton? Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Transition Casino cash: $50964615	Or just tell her you have a nine inch tongue and can breathe out of your ears. Just be mindful that she will want proof...............
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08-21-2004, 06:49 AM	#253
CrazyHorse All Motor! Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $20054	1st bit of advice: anyone with 10,000 posts on a football message board in the last 24 months? Throw all of that advice out. 2nd. Tell her you are a virgin. That ought to do it.
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