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Old 08-20-2004, 07:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:32 AM   #256
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oh man... this thread made me laugh soo many times. Fuggin Great.

Dude... RoyJr... You need to be as chill as possible... Have a good environment set up... a clean pad is a must... also light a couple candles or incense. When you first see her, tell her she looks / or smells great. Give her a nice kiss... hold it for a few seconds longer than a usual kiss greeting. Tell her that you have missed her company since you last saw her. [im assuming she is coming to visit from another town? that is what i gathered...anyway] Sit close to her, and playfully touch her, whenever appropriate... Laugh at her jokes, and be witty, but dont overly attempt at being hilarious like Phobia, Bob Dole, RainMan, and others are. Be yourself as much as possible... Halfway through the date, unzip your pants, whip it out, and yell GIT'R DONE!

Guarantee score.

Also, since she likes football, you could say... Priest Holmes got into the endzone 27 times last year... I have NEVER been in an endzone. Then try to stick it up her butt.

If that doesnt work. Ask her if she likes porno...you would be surprised at how many chicks love pr0n.

good luck at GITTIN R DONE!
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:42 AM   #257
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Great thread.

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Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.

After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up
"Okay, let's go to Wendy's. They're open late."
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:46 AM   #258
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:30 AM   #259
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Old 08-21-2004, 12:15 PM   #260
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Something to remember when dealing with women is that they use language differently than men. You may say a particular phrase, and they will hear it with a totally different meaning.

Here are a few examples:

GOOD: What is that fragrance? BAD: What is that odor?
GOOD: You look hot! BAD: You're sweaty!
GOOD: Have you eaten already? BAD: There is something in your teeth.
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Old 08-21-2004, 12:22 PM   #261
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Old 08-21-2004, 12:32 PM   #262
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Minor?
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Old 08-21-2004, 12:34 PM   #263
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:29 PM   #264
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:44 PM   #265
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Not after she tells you "Aunt Flo is visiting"....definitely NOT then, though.....
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:50 PM   #266
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Make sure the kid is at least 18 or its illegal. If in doubt check her drivers license real quick when she goes to powder her nose.
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Old 08-21-2004, 03:08 PM   #267
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Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."

That song rules.
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Old 08-21-2004, 03:09 PM   #268
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Old 08-21-2004, 03:10 PM   #269
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Old 08-21-2004, 03:13 PM   #270
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:

1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"

This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl!
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