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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

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Old 08-21-2004, 02:15 PM   #271
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:19 PM   #272
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:21 PM   #273
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No I wasn't. Its kinda hard to look at mirror when your sitting infront of a computer screen.
Not so. I'm doing that exact thing right now.
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:25 PM   #274
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Old 08-21-2004, 06:55 PM   #275
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If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine.
It could be worse, the GIRL's Dad could be on here reading all the advice on how to tap his "little girl". Although, come to think of it, that should make him feel pretty secure!
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:21 PM   #276
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:26 PM   #277
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It could be worse, the GIRL's Dad could be on here reading all the advice on how to tap his "little girl". Although, come to think of it, that should make him feel pretty secure!
Bullshit.

This post may not get Roy laid on the first date, but he's definitely getting some eventually. Gochiefs could get laid following these directions.

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Old 08-21-2004, 08:28 PM   #278
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Sorry I missed this.

1. ask your dad.(serious)

2. If you are a raider fan.....the obvious answer is to drop 2 GHB pills in her soda and wait until she goes to sleep.

3. It may take some practice, but once you've figure it out.....calmly pour yourself a drink, turn on the "top gun" soundtrack, plop down on the sofa and say "hey bebeh, this dick isn't going to suck itself."

If you're successful, my best advice is to "find the soybean".....and "don't stab the soup, stir it slowly" until you learn the right way to cook....oh yeah...and you might want to rub one out a couple hours before....so you don't shoot yourself in the foot.

Go easy on the BRUTE by fabragee....and don't put any old spice on your tinkler.
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:29 PM   #279
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Bullshit.

This post may not get Roy laid on the first date, but he's definitely getting some eventually. Gochiefs could get laid following these directions.

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And here we have perfect example of how Phil tends to embellish and exaggerate in his posts.
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:42 PM   #280
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:

1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"

This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

That's how KCMizzou taught ME to get puzzay as well!
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:50 PM   #281
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A few of the basics have not been addressed in this so let me get you started before the big date.

First take a shower and use deodourant and a decent cologne. Don't put it on heavy. Brush your teeth and use a mouth wash. Always take a peppermint or spearmint gum or breath equivalent with you.
After you eat always take one and offer it to the girl. I prefer not gum products, as chewing all the time is doesn't do anything for you.
If she takes your breath product you offer thats always a good sign.

Nothing will turn a girl off faster then bad breath, always presume after you eat anything your breath will smell, thats why you should carry breath mints.

Hygiene lesson over.
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:09 PM   #282
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alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole ****ing thing! No ****'n head games, none of this flirting b*llsh*t, no ****ing pick-up lines. Just be yourself, ****! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to **** right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so.
if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day.

*BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a ****! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:40 PM   #283
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
I should note at this point that I'm more of a visual learner.
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:46 PM   #284
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Pick up a porno mag . It should be of some help.
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Old 08-21-2004, 10:16 PM   #285
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alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole ****ing thing! No ****'n head games, none of this flirting b*llsh*t, no ****ing pick-up lines. Just be yourself, ****! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to **** right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so.
if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day.

*BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a ****! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.
That's a lot of BS, for "You Wanna ****?" If not, jerk off.
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