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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

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Old 08-20-2004, 06:15 PM   #16
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Well to me approaching her and seeing want to do it i feel like would get me a slap in a face.

What are some pointers some things i can do to make her wanna do with me ?
okay in all seriousness......nah I can't. Ask your pops.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:15 PM   #17
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I could be wrong here... but, I think your Dad may have had sex at some point.

I don't know where you would have gotten that idea from.....
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:17 PM   #18
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:18 PM   #19
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After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:18 PM   #20
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:19 PM   #21
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your place or hers...

kiss her when you first see her as a welcome kiss..if she does not pull away you are good to go later on..

later on if 'welcome kiss worked'

music/laughter/ then kiss her agian..if she wants it will follow its course...


or endelt it..leave the bitch at home and go porking as i am told...
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:19 PM   #22
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First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"

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This idea ought to go over well with many of the members.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:20 PM   #23
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First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"

After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.

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Old 08-20-2004, 06:20 PM   #24
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:21 PM   #25
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I don't need to ask. I just knock them out.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:21 PM   #26
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ok, i'm better now.

here's the thing dude. my experience (while not as great as ENDelt's, I'm still flying free off my frequent flyer miles) is that you don't ask in these situations. if it happens it happens. just start out with a little making out and let the rest take care of itself. if you come (pun intended) right out after it, especially a youngin, you most likely turn her off, unless she's a nympho, which is like striking oil when digging in a garden.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:22 PM   #27
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Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k

Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:22 PM   #28
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:23 PM   #29
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:23 PM   #30
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