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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

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Old 08-21-2004, 10:17 PM   #286
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I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you?
I really am, but I'm not really feeling you, dude. Thanks for asking nicely and not pawing all over my body, though. Maybe next weekend.

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Old 08-21-2004, 11:32 PM   #287
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alright! I'll give this a shot. I'm probably gonna get laughed at anyway and critized, not that I care. Are you ready shark lovers? Probably a few of you r anxious enough to hear what I'm gonna say. Ok, anyway I'll get to the point, you wanna have sex with this one? I would be damn right honest about tha whole ****ing thing! No ****'n head games, none of this flirting b*llsh*t, no ****ing pick-up lines. Just be yourself, ****! Get the right timing on this one. Try and find a good setting with her first. Once you get the setting down pack, your all settled in with her, prime her up like you want her to feel horny about you. Once you mastered that, then just be honest, something simple like "hey, I'm very attracted to you. I can't help myself right now, I'm feeling very horny, are you? If she says yes. Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am". Don't ask her to **** right off the bat it's one of the biggest mistakes and it's stupid. Unless, of course, she says so.
if she says she not feeling horny, then you'll have to catch her another day.

*BTW, if it works, great! If not, then who gives a ****! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.


And just remember Roy, gobricks here is the one who paid a whore $500 to screw his friend.....


And then his friend never paid him back.
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:36 PM   #288
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Yeah. More advice for Roy.

If bricks happens to post on this thread, you should do the opposite of whatever he says.
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:38 PM   #289
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3. It may take some practice, but once you've figure it out.....calmly pour yourself a drink, turn on the "top gun" soundtrack, plop down on the sofa and say "hey bebeh, this dick isn't going to suck itself."
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:50 PM   #290
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Old 08-22-2004, 01:13 AM   #291
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Didn't read the whole thread.

Did anyone mention the obvious?

Spit or swallow?
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Old 08-22-2004, 02:06 AM   #292
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No she likes the Titans ...
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Old 08-22-2004, 03:41 AM   #293
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And just remember Roy, gobricks here is the one who paid a whore $500 to screw his friend.....


And then his friend never paid him back.


And if VaginaHader here is knocking a guys boot-knocking skills, he's got problems. Seriously.

If you want to make sex just try. If she truly cares about you the fact that you fumbe and bumble about with no clue will only endear her more to you. Just tackle the gal and let her know you're "going for the 2 pts bay-bah!"
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Old 08-22-2004, 03:48 AM   #294
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And if VaginaHader here is knocking a guys boot-knocking skills, he's got problems. Seriously.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:38 AM   #295
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Well then, do you happen to be in the mood for some sexual intercourse? Cause I am".

If not, then who gives a ****! Move on, get the next one, or go home alone, and yes jerking off is always an option.
Ok, seriously, if some guy asked me if I was "in the mood for some sexual intercourse", no way would I let him sink the cream machine.

Bad advice.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:41 AM   #296
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Man to bad I'm really late jumping into this one.

I don't know to many people who go "So, are you ready to have sex now?".... Other person - "Sure. Lets do this."

Just try to get to some heavy makin out slick and just let it happen.

You'll quickly find out how far it'll go.

You don't ask to make out do you?
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:43 AM   #297
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Ok, seriously, if some guy asked me if I was "in the mood for some sexual intercourse", no way would I let him sink the cream machine.

Bad advice.
OK, seriously, if some girl asked me if I wanted to "sink the cream machine", no way would I sink said "machine".

Bad mojo.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:43 AM   #298
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Yeah, she did. He just got stuck with her afterwords.


Yeah, I know, he had to get hitched first before the sex..... I can see it now

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Old 08-22-2004, 09:44 AM   #299
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OK, seriously, if some girl asked me if I wanted to "sink the cream machine", no way would I sink said "machine".

Bad mojo.
Allright, allright!! Who am I kidding? I'd be all over that!!!
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:50 AM   #300
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No she likes the Titans ...

That's easy then.... take Nasium's advice, but add Steve McNair's lame TD celebration to it.....



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