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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:17 PM   #316
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:19 PM   #317
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:21 PM   #318
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:23 PM   #319
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:24 PM   #320
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:41 PM   #321
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:01 PM   #322
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:04 PM   #323
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:11 PM   #324
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Ok, guys im not gonna get to meet her this week cause her aunt passes away today and she wont be able to come see me until probably next week.
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:19 PM   #325
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Ok, guys im not gonna get to meet her this week cause her aunt passes away today and she wont be able to come see me until probably next week.


Thats ok, did you get some good pointers through this thread? I hope so, you have to hunt and peck for them but they are there. Phobia had some good advice i know.
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:25 AM   #326
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:09 AM   #327
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Ok, guys im not gonna get to meet her this week cause her aunt passes away today and she wont be able to come see me until probably next week.




This reminds me of Bwana's thread about the change jar. We have to wait a while to find out what happens.
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:11 AM   #328
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:32 AM   #329
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