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Old 08-20-2004, 07:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:52 PM   #346
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Not that I don't enjoy the bottle up the ass thing...but to get back to the original question. If you're 20 and a virgin and she's 23, odds are she's more experienced than you. You need to relax, be yourself and let it happen. There's a good chance she may lead. Like others have said, brush your teeth and wash all areas of your body that are indented.
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:59 PM   #347
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Not that I don't enjoy the bottle up the ass thing...but to get back to the original question. If you're 20 and a virgin and she's 23, odds are she's more experienced than you. You need to relax, be yourself and let it happen. There's a good chance she may lead. Like others have said, brush your teeth and wash all areas of your body that are indented.

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:05 PM   #348
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Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:07 PM   #349
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Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?

I haven't the foggiest idea.


Why don't you try it and get back to us?
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:07 PM   #350
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Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?
Its not so much the pulling on organs, its that a vaccum gets created and you can't get it out...

Sometimes Nurses share way too much info...
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:11 PM   #351
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Young roy......just remember these little baubles of wisdom

1. Sometimes no, means no

2. Sometimes, no means yes

3. Never penetrate a hole that you wouldn't stick your tongue into (words to live by)

4. The phrase "It's better to give than to receive" does not apply in this thread

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:11 PM   #352
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Its not so much the pulling on organs, its that a vaccum gets created and you can't get it out...

Sometimes Nurses share way too much info...
But by "can't get it out", do you mean even with ball and hitch? Because I would think if you could get a good enough grip, you'd get it it out...it would just bring some of the insides outside.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:13 PM   #353
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3. Never penetrate a hole that you wouldn't stick your tongue into (words to live by)
Well, now that's just silly.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:14 PM   #354
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But by "can't get it out", do you mean even with ball and hitch? Because I would think if you could get a good enough grip, you'd get it it out...it would just bring some of the insides outside.
I think you are pondering this a bit too much...

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:16 PM   #355
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As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."

The really funny ones are people trying to explain away garden fruits and vegi's by saying that they were walking through the garden naked when they fell and the cucumber/carrot... slid right inside them. Yeah, uh-huh.
What???!! It can happen.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:18 PM   #356
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here's what you do:

you have her do something for you, tell her, "i want you to take one hand and cover the one hole you can't violate"

if she sticks her hands straight up in the air, that's your girl

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:18 PM   #357
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Well, now that's just silly.


No it isn't.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:18 PM   #358
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Well, now that's just silly.
I was just going to think it, but since you came out and said it....
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:22 PM   #359
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Well, now that's just silly.
Sorry, dude, but that canal is an exit only. I stay clear of that sombitch.
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Old 09-14-2004, 07:58 AM   #360
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so did you get laid or what?
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