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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:23 PM   #31
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I'm too mesmerized by David's sigline to respond to the question.

Thank God! He finally changed it!
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:24 PM   #32
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Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k

Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride.
There you go, CP's own Leon..."The Ladie's Man" has spoken.

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Nut, you forgot the "Kavaseay"
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:26 PM   #33
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:26 PM   #34
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Thank God! He finally changed it!
I stare at it like i did the one, forget who had it, with the "But their mine!" girl who grabbed her tats.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:27 PM   #35
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:27 PM   #36
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By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:29 PM   #37
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DOH, i meant g-spot ...
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:29 PM   #38
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Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.

After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:30 PM   #39
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By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.
I think you might mean the g-spot. I think you two should try to find the vagina before you go looking for needles in a haystack for virgins.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:31 PM   #40
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Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.

After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up
Wake up? WTF over
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:31 PM   #41
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By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.
3/4-1 inch inside the left nostril....usually on the fleshy side.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:31 PM   #42
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I think you might mean the g-spot. I think you two should try to find the vagina before you go looking for needles in a haystack for virgins.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:32 PM   #43
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No shit; I ain't ever slept in my car after sex.....
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:33 PM   #44
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