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Old 09-09-2004, 10:27 AM  
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This is a lie "Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?

PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?
"Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?



Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar

Clinton: Ditto for Bill



Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined

Clinton: Ditto for Monica



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit

Clinton: Let's not go there


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry

Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen

Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

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Old 09-09-2004, 10:31 AM   #2
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Was Titanic put in novel form?
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:46 AM   #3
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I have no idea. this is just an e-mail I got that I thought was kinda funny.
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:48 AM   #4
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Kinda funny. I request that a mod change the title to "Titanic MOVIE" vs "My Life NOVEL" by Bill Clinton.


Just to be fair.
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:50 AM   #5
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Kinda funny. I request that a mod change the title to "Titanic MOVIE" vs "My Life NOVEL" by Bill Clinton.


Just to be fair.
Or how about just prefacing it with:

"The following analogy doesn't really work:"
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:51 AM   #6
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Or how about just prefacing it with:

"The following analogy doesn't really work:"
Yeah. That makes more sense.
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:08 AM   #7
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:09 AM   #8
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Thats a screenplay, buddy. Reading the script of the movie doesn't count.
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:12 AM   #9
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Thats a screenplay, buddy. Reading the script of the movie doesn't count.
it's still a book. 368 pages worth.
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:13 AM   #10
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Then how about this one.


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Old 09-09-2004, 11:14 AM   #11
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Titanic: James Cameron's Illustrated Screenplay
by James Cameron, et al (Paperback )
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:18 AM   #12
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Guide to the movie...
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:19 AM   #13
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Either way, its comparing a MOVIE to a book.

But then again, its a joke, and its semi-amusing
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Old 09-09-2004, 05:48 PM   #14
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What the hell!?!? If you're spending $30 on Titanic, you ain't shopping around, mang. You can find that for $20 else where.
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Old 09-09-2004, 06:26 PM   #15
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Oh. I thought this was about Bill Clinton's "My Leif," his acclaimed biography of Leif Ericson.
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