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Old 10-02-2004, 12:23 AM  
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A new voter's reason to vote for Kerry...

Thought this was funny...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/10/2/14618/9636


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I think you (and maybe your readers) will be interested in a personal experience I had last night while watching the debate.
My 19 year-old (former foster) son, who has never been interested in politics, sat down with me and began silently watching about 10 minutes into it.

About half an hour later he turned to me and said, "Dad, am I able to vote?". I told him he would have to register but that yes, he could vote. I asked who he wanted to vote for, and he said "Kerry's the tall dude, right?". I said yes, and he said, "I'd vote for Kerry".

I asked him why, and he replied, "Because, I can tell if they were both captured by terrorists Kerry would keep telling them to go f*** themselves, and Bush would cry like a baby and tell them anything they wanted to know".

Today we registered him to vote.

-- Proud Dad

And yes, this is a true story.
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Old 10-02-2004, 12:25 AM   #2
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He was 19, and he didn't know he could vote?




BUSH 2004!
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Old 10-02-2004, 12:26 AM   #3
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Old 10-02-2004, 12:26 AM   #4
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I think the story is bullshit... But it still made me chuckle...
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Old 10-02-2004, 12:27 AM   #5
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He was 19, and he didn't know he could vote?




BUSH 2004!


Not only that... But he needs to confirm that the tall dude is Kerry, and that the other dude, the President, isn't...


Yeah, it's bullshit... But still kinda funny...
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Old 10-02-2004, 12:54 AM   #6
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Yeah, knock your socks off hilarious.

It would be a great episode of Three's Company
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:04 AM   #7
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Yeah, that one is almost as good as the one with the guy who keeps going up to the marine to ask if George Bush is there.
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:18 AM   #8
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Yeah, knock your socks off hilarious.

It would be a great episode of Three's Company


What happened to that world class sense of humor that you and O'reilly are so famous for?
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:19 AM   #9
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What happened to that world class sense of humor that you and O'reilly are so famous for?
Uh, dad, I am 19 can I vote?
Can I vote for the taller guy?
Who is running?


Ohhh, I want Kerry.

Dur hur dur hur.


Even Jon Stewart couldn't save that crap
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:25 AM   #10
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The big hand must be somewhere in between numbers. Russ is on the rag again.
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:32 AM   #11
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The big hand must be somewhere in between numbers. Russ is on the rag again.
That made a lot of sense.
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