New standard issue for contractors in Iraq

dtebbe · 09-20-2004, 05:53 PM

I think all contractors in Iraq need to be issued explosive belts laden with C-4 and ball bearings. Since the terrorists think it's cool to kidnap and then behead these contractors, a dose of thier own medicine is needed. I would love to see video of these guys getting ready to behead a hostage, and then the hostage blows thier asses up. Poetic justice indeed.

DT

KC Jones · 09-20-2004, 07:42 PM

Nothing like going to work and everybody having a bomb strapped to their chest. That should make for a fun workplace.

**Rain Man** · 09-20-2004, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Jones

Nothing like going to work and everybody having a bomb strapped to their chest. That should make for a fun workplace.

And an extremely polite one to boot.

dtebbe · 09-20-2004, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Jones

Nothing like going to work and everybody having a bomb strapped to their chest. That should make for a fun workplace.

After I thought about it for a while I decided maybe a radio tracking device placed under the skin might be a better idea

DT

KC Jones · 09-20-2004, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtebbe

After I thought about it for a while I decided maybe a radio tracking device placed under the skin might be a better idea

DT

It might make firing someone a bit er more uncomfortable than usual.

memyselfI · 09-20-2004, 08:56 PM

Maybe just deciding that working for $10.50 an hour as a McDonald's Asst. Manager in Peoria would keep them alive...

I think their deaths are a tragedy and a shame but I have to wonder what motivates someone to go over there and assume they have the right to safety and security as foreigners when people native to the country do not have the same.

listopencil · 09-20-2004, 08:58 PM

"Jim. I need to see you in my office right now. We need to talk about your performance."

"O.K. Bob. I'll be right in."

"...and Jim..."

"Yeah, Bob?"

"Take off your belt first."

"Fuck."

Nelson Muntz · 09-20-2004, 09:45 PM

I just happened to watch Swordfish tonight. This might be a good idea

09-20-2004, 05:53 PM
dtebbe 3M TA3 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The ATL Casino cash: $3139	New standard issue for contractors in Iraq I think all contractors in Iraq need to be issued explosive belts laden with C-4 and ball bearings. Since the terrorists think it's cool to kidnap and then behead these contractors, a dose of thier own medicine is needed. I would love to see video of these guys getting ready to behead a hostage, and then the hostage blows thier asses up. Poetic justice indeed. DT
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09-20-2004, 07:42 PM	#2
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $12861	Nothing like going to work and everybody having a bomb strapped to their chest. That should make for a fun workplace. __________________ re-sign: to sign again resign: to withdraw from employment
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09-20-2004, 08:56 PM	#6
memyselfI CHANGEd your mind yet???? Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lunatics Anonymous Casino cash: $5334	Maybe just deciding that working for $10.50 an hour as a McDonald's Asst. Manager in Peoria would keep them alive... I think their deaths are a tragedy and a shame but I have to wonder what motivates someone to go over there and assume they have the right to safety and security as foreigners when people native to the country do not have the same. __________________ Meet the new boss same as the old boss. BigChiefDave:"Anyone who thought we would only be in Iraq for a few years is either stoned or just stoopid." "It is unknowable how long that conflict will last. It could last 6 days, 6 wks. I doubt 6 mths." Rummy 2/7/03
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09-20-2004, 08:58 PM	#7
listopencil Akhilandeswari Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $37580	"Jim. I need to see you in my office right now. We need to talk about your performance." "O.K. Bob. I'll be right in." "...and Jim..." "Yeah, Bob?" "Take off your belt first." "Fuck." __________________ ‘Look at what is broken in you and you will understand what is broken in the world.'
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09-20-2004, 09:45 PM	#8
Nelson Muntz Ha Ha Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $5000	I just happened to watch Swordfish tonight. This might be a good idea
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