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Kman34 05-13-2014 07:48 PM
Soak it in cider.

ChiTown 05-13-2014 07:57 PM
Milk.

Psyko Tek 05-13-2014 08:00 PM
my ex got 3rd degree burns doing serranos
evil peppers

Bearcat 05-13-2014 08:01 PM
Oh, this says yogurt helps, I'll grab some!

Hey, this site says peanut butter, I've got it!

Oh, and chocolate syrup!

Sprinkles? Weird, but I think we have some....

ShortRoundChief 05-13-2014 08:15 PM
This is a perfect opportunity to ask your wife to suck the poison out.

She might say no but it's worth a try.f

MahiMike 05-13-2014 08:32 PM
Future hall of fame thread. Reminds me of the guy that shaved his ass.

Simplicity 05-13-2014 08:36 PM
Sounds like a perfect opportunity to ask her to blow...... to cool it off... you know?

SAUTO 05-13-2014 08:40 PM
Who needs a reason to ask their so to blow?


I ask out of the blue everyone in a while ( hell probably closer to every day) just to see if she goes for it...
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gblowfish 05-13-2014 08:43 PM
This thread reminds me of the old joke about the guy who mixed up his Propa pH and his Preparation H.

Now he has no pimples on his ass, but his face has shrunk.

Simplicity 05-13-2014 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10628616)
Who needs a reason to ask their so to blow?


I ask out of the blue everyone in a while ( hell probably closer to every day) just to see if she goes for it...
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Do it now, pussy you won't!

SAUTO 05-13-2014 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplicity (Post 10628622)
Do it now, pussy you won't!
Lmao. I already asked twice tonight. Kids went to bed early.


I think third times a charm...
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Simplicity 05-13-2014 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10628628)
Lmao. I already asked twice tonight. Kids went to bed early.


I think third times a charm...
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Mine as well! Tell that bish what's good.

Fire Me Boy! 05-13-2014 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by planetdoc (Post 10628419)
I grow (and eat) ghost peppers and trinidad scorpions which are much more spicy then serranos. I havent gotten any on my junk, but I have gotten some in my eye.

Interesting fact: after the initial burning and pain, you probably noticed that the area on your body that was contaminated with capsaicin oil from the chilis became numb. The reason behind that is that capsaicin activates pain "c" fibers which than get overwhelmed, and than "desensitized." (kinda) That same basic principle is used to treat a bunch of medical conditions such as neuropathies.

For this reason it is believed that people who can regularly consume spicy food have a better pain tolerance.

I'd think a doctor would know the difference between then and than.

unlurking 05-13-2014 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 10628498)
my ex got 3rd degree burns doing serranos
evil peppers
She should of used a condom.

Rausch 05-13-2014 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10628683)
I'd think a doctor would know the difference between then and than.
They get away with that $3it because most can't read what they write anyway...


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