Maybe they'll be like robotaxis, and they just circle around walking the streets until you call one.

And we dive deeper and deeper into the uncanny valley.

Even the Chinese want hot blonde American women

The day will come when your bot says you are not worth a **** and leaves you for another ****ing bot! :harumph:

Thanks to the 1 child policy they have a bunch of horny young men with nothing else to do.

One of the biggest challenges for manufacturing is that the company kills the female robots as soon as they come off the assembly line.

Or it joins OnlyBots to sell "content".

Are they like a self-cleaning oven? After usage they may need something like that.

They have those prototype cars now that use crystal technology to change colors...

I mean...that's GOTTA be an option, right? Surely we can get one with some ethnicity switches to flip. And hey, maybe there's a day I feel like hog farmin'. Another I'm hankerin' for a spinner.

"We can make them interactive"

Oh who gives a shit? Screw that. Make 'em so I can make her ass bigger on a day I want a little more cushion...

The big question is "What about her Toes?" Are they sexy

Pepperidge Farms and Blue Bell Ice Cream remember a simpler time. Houses of Ill Repute and a rubber mallet

Do they come pre-named?

Who wants a Karen?

What name you want? Mi Ho Suc?

Gotta have the self cleaning douche!

You pull it out and put it in the dishwasher. They are also microwaveable safe (not sure why).

Can I give it a 'I need to speak to your manager' bob cut and punish it for past indiscretions?

(I'm starting to think these things might be a really bad idea)