Although she laughed at least she was trying to help. I would have had her go to an ice cream stand and bring home a huge( I would need huge after all I am a CP member) soft ice cream. Dip it in and say "Dessert honey?"

Give Lorena Bobbitt a call. :)

ROFL

This is why whenever I work with peppers I wear gloves. Once I was just chopping up some jalepenos and after washing my hands, inadvertently rubbed my eyes. Holy shit, that sucked. It then occurred to me...what if I had to piss?

Been wearing gloves to chop hot peppers ever since.

I've heard it helps if you dip it in antifreeze

Yep.

I've known many people to eat wings at the bar and come back from the restroom crying. ROFL

Yes, lesson learned, the hard way.

While she was laughing at you, you should have fingered a couple of her holes.

I thought Serranos weren't as hot as jalepenos?


I've done the same thing, however, though with Jalepenos. su*******ed.

The hottest jalepeno (2000-5000 Scoville) is equivalent to the mildest serrano (5000-1500 Scoville).

hmmm. didn't know that. Not sure whey I thought it was the other way around.

The chile pepper rule of thumb: The smaller it is, the hotter it is.

One camping trip I went on, there was a guy who rubbed habenero all over his balls on accident the same way you did. It was hilarious watching him run from campsite to campsite and back. He was eventually able to soothe it a bit by rubbing butter on, so now we call him butternut, or squash if we are in polite company.