"heady play" is another good one.

That translates to "the dude that caught the ball that our dumb**** quarterback threw to him."

Same goes for "ballhawk."

"He's got great athleticism"

No ****ing shit? He's a professional football player.

"Who else are you gonna' get"?

-dumbass announcer discussing Chiefs football prior to contract extension.

"Gunslinger"

**** you

They have to stop the big play

They need to dominate the line of scrimmage

They have to take care of the football

They have to stick to their game plan

They should throw their game plan out the window

They have to establish their running game

They have to open up the passing lanes

They have to make plays on both sides of the ball

He heard footsteps

That looked like a simple miscommunication

He'd like to have that one back

Anything ever said by a coach during a halftime interview

"We gotta find a way to run the ball"

"We need to eliminate turnover"

Etc

"Patriot Way". **** your Patriot way with The Hulks giant, green fist.

Is fisting ****ing? Penetration of/with anything is now "****ing"? I know I'm old, but I though "****ing" was still sort of limited to/required a dick getting stuck in some part of a woman...

Rumbling bumblin stumblin

Spider 2 Y banana

All of them.

"vanilla" in the preseason drives me bananas

"The Bigs" . . . heard it first in basketball, made it to football . . .and "They're really high on this guy"

Everybody drink!!!

Ones that come to mind:

One Game at a Time

Rub Some Dirt on It

Can't make the Club from the Tub.

He's got his second wind.

Nice second effort.

He's got quick feet.

Ones that really bug me:

Pass interference, defense, (plug in Chiefs D back number here) First and goal.

The kick is up....and he missed it (The Brazilian Midget & The Kicker Who Will Remain Nameless)

Anything Shannon Sharpe mumbles.....

When giving a player a breather.

They're giving him a blow.