May cause AIDS.

(Not the medication, your sehcual preferences)

This new Dude Wipes product and commercial is revolting

Is anyone else seeing the personal injury lawyer commercials who is apparently trying to mimic Jackie Chiles, the lawyer on Seinfeld? He doesn't seem to be a local lawyer, so I'm assuming it's a nationwide ad. He speaks rapid-fire like Jackie does and kind of barely makes sense.

I long for the return of a desire to be classy.