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Rain Man 04-28-2025 07:48 PM

Most people don't know this, but the reason that high schools hold homecoming in the first semester and prom in the second semester is to ensure a regular schedule of reminding people like me that girls won't go out with us.

HonestChieffan 04-28-2025 07:50 PM

Pictures from our school. Girls looked amazing, one young man was in his Marine uniform, lots of western cowboy looks . mid America still gets it

displacedinMN 04-28-2025 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TLO (Post 18049141)
This thread is giving off some weird vibes.

It's ok to admit that a high school girl is good looking.


It is NOT ok to talk about having sex with her or ogle her, or think about her in an inappropriate way.


There are a lot of girls in my school that I easily would have been scared to talk to in HS.

Fish 04-28-2025 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 18049081)
Did you sniff your nephews fingers or her chair after she got up?

What do her toes look like?

Your nephew got a Chris Jones in his pants?

Yeah, ummm... WTF you creepy weirdo?

Katipan 04-28-2025 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 18049207)
Yeah, ummm... WTF you creepy weirdo?

Most men do not need prostitutes.
Scho just being Scho.

Katipan 04-28-2025 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 18049187)
Aging can be a challenging topic to discuss.

I think what is so startling to me is that so many here are so starved.
And really sad.

We should probably just legalize prostitution.

scho63 04-28-2025 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 18049136)
Need to know if she’s 18 before I decide what to jack off to tonight

You already did you liar.

Frazod 04-28-2025 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TLO (Post 18049172)
***Official Old Guys With Bald Heads and Goatees Talk About High School Aged Girls Thread***

I just try not to think about the fact that these girls are now young enough to be my granddaughter. And have been for a while. :sulk:

Deberg_1990 04-28-2025 09:08 PM

**The official Thirsty old men thread***

BWillie 04-28-2025 09:10 PM

May I suggest joining the incel online network horny fellers

Pepe Silvia 04-28-2025 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 18049065)
I have a Dr appt tomorrow for a very painful left thumb, a very painful right elbow, and a left hip pain that won't go away... and I have absolutely no idea how it got to this point, there have been no big accidents or falls

When you just wake up outta the blue with persistent pain, thats when you know you're getting old

Same thing happened to me two months ago, somehow I injured my chest and upper back. No clue how.

Rain Man 04-28-2025 10:03 PM

The next time I do a gladiatorial tournament, one of the potential weapons will be the ability to withhold your opponent's prescriptions for two days before the match.

ThaVirus 04-29-2025 05:59 AM

This thread is weird, but I read that Tyler Shough is likely the last player who’ll be drafted to the NFL with a birthdate before the year 2000.

That was a little tough to read.

HemiEd 04-29-2025 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 18049065)
I have a Dr appt tomorrow for a very painful left thumb, a very painful right elbow, and a left hip pain that won't go away... and I have absolutely no idea how it got to this point, there have been no big accidents or falls

When you just wake up outta the blue with persistent pain, thats when you know you're getting old

I hear ya! About 10 months ago I started having severe hip and shoulder pain on my left side. Disabling, limped around like an old man. Was having to use the stair chair I installed a couple years ago and the wheel chair ramp I just made a few months ago.

The shots they gave me relief for a month or so, then another was needed. I was starting to think this was just how it was going to be!

Turns out it was muscle atrophy along with burcitis. After going to PT a few times and doing daily workouts for at least an hour each morning for a few months, the pain is now gone! The workouts are now a part of my daily morning routine.

**edit** This has allowed me to rebuild the upper deck completely and many other projects without pain this spring.

HemiEd 04-29-2025 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 18049188)
I know! Who the hell rents a tux and not the shiny black shoes? And who’s the ****ing tailor?

Yeah, at the risk of "howling at the moon" there are so many things the younger generations are doing that irritate me. The list is long.

But then I have to think back how the stuff we were doing in the 60s irritated our elders. :D


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