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loochy 04-30-2025 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SurroundedByMorons (Post 18050726)
I asked my wife a while back about this... Sex robots are coming (giggity), what are the rules on cheating with a robot? It broke her brain, didn't have an answer. After a couple minutes she told me I am a dumb ass. So, I think I know what I am getting for XMAS (giggity).


Well if she's not interested, then why not let you have your way with a robot?

Hammock Parties 04-30-2025 09:57 AM

I'm really looking forward to the first "wife catches man cheating with sexbot" story.

"It's just like using a vibrator, I did nothing wrong."

"I FOUND THE CHAT LOGS, STEVE!"

Hammock Parties 04-30-2025 09:58 AM

"WHAT DOES THAT THING HAVE THAT I DON'T?"

"I can turn off the voice."

BWillie 04-30-2025 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 18050744)
You plan on buying one?

Me? No. But we need people especially affluent people having more children. This will put a damper in that.

Kman34 04-30-2025 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75 (Post 18050731)
Whoever thought that reading about sexbots would be a ****ing blast?

Now, do they come programmed
to understand Hooters, Hooterville, Cooter and Cooterville?

What names do they come in?

Yu Wan Sum
Ying Yang Yu
Long Dong Me

Ho Lee Fuk…

Kman34 04-30-2025 10:28 AM

I spotted one the other day interrupting an interview saying “we’re not talking about this” to its owner’s interviewer… She stormed out later claiming to be self-aware..

Kiimo 04-30-2025 10:29 AM

https://i.imgur.com/2TAUDsJ.png

Jewish Rabbi 04-30-2025 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 18050774)
I'm really looking forward to the first "wife catches man cheating with sexbot" story.

"It's just like using a vibrator, I did nothing wrong."

"I FOUND THE CHAT LOGS, STEVE!"

Sex bots don’t care if you have a garage or not

ROYC75 04-30-2025 10:36 AM

Can't wait untill someone is having intercourse and the bot stops! Man calls C S, they tell him to refer to the owners manual!

Kman34 04-30-2025 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75 (Post 18050824)
Can't wait untill someone is having intercourse and the bot stops! Man calls C S, they tell him to refer to the owners manual!

“Have you tried re-booting???”

Kiimo 04-30-2025 10:42 AM

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BWillie 04-30-2025 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 18050819)
Sex bots don’t care if you have a garage or not

Do they care if you have curbs in your neighborhood?

burt 04-30-2025 11:55 AM

Can I order "Schmidt Hoe"?? (Boston Legal)

Frazod 04-30-2025 12:01 PM

Just try not to piss it off....

https://i.imgur.com/CFVUbdr.gif

Rain Man 04-30-2025 12:52 PM

I can't imagine how crushing it would be to get hired there as an engineer, and then they assign you to the male sex doll team.


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