Buy a house in KC to live in during the football season. Spend the rest of my time in places like Thailand and Rio. Try not to get AIDS.

I hire Morgan Freeman to follow me around and narrate my life for a day.

LMAO

I'd do 2 chicks at the same time...because, well, you know, the kinds of chicks that would do that dig dudes with money.

Also, I'd take a nap.

I buy cp and ban people I don't want here.

Didn't know CP was for sale...

Kansas you can stay private. There are lottery winners in Ottawa, Kansas that never had their names announced. Friends figured it out when they started building the new house and bought KU season basketball tix.

Die from a cocaine overdose in a seedy Las Vegas hotel.

anything is for sale for the right price

I would buy Chiefsplanet and read everyone's PMs and Rep messages

The people who hit the lottery and then blow it or say it ruined their lives are ****ing stupid dick munchers. They ****ed it up because they're probably just ****ups who **** up everything else in their lives. The first thing you do is invest a chunk of it into a 100% safe investment which will generate enough interest for you to live on. If there's any left, you buy a house. Any left after that, a car(s) and some toys. Any left, and THEN you give some away and do stupid stuff.

Hire an advisor who has experience working with wind falls. Hire a top law firm to watch the advisor.

then hire Chuck Norris to watch the law firm..


I've seen The Firm. Don't trust em.

Damn fine idea...

Tell my family, and my family only.
Take the cash option.
Get some great lawyers and financial advice.
Invest a large portion which will hopefully take care of my family for generations to come.
Donate a large chunk to various charities and to my church.
Pay off all my families bills/debts/etc.
Finish school, taking classes I find interesting. Get a variety of degrees.
Build a large house, with a VERY large garage.
Buy a stable of cars.
Travel, a lot.
Work somewhere I love, helping people less fortunate than me.