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rico 05-14-2014 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 10629392)
ROFLROFLLMAOLMAOROFL

LMAO

Molitoth 05-14-2014 02:14 PM

I've posted some gems on here that didn't catch on, it happens.

There are some funny mofo's on this board. The comedy here is the main reason I even still browse this forum.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-14-2014 02:38 PM

Drunk posts are the best.

Baby Lee 05-14-2014 02:55 PM

Most of the stuff I post that makes me laugh the hardest, and gets the least noticed are tangential puns or obscure references/cross post humor. It's mostly a matter of 'Ohhh, for those few who get this, it'll be great.' So I don't expect a lot of attention from the outset, and I forget what the brouhaha was in short order.

Somewhat analogous to a witty callback in a podcast/Nerdmelt session.

For example, pulled entirely from my ass, what's going to be enduringly funny about an Avengers reference in a discussion of the O-line months later, even if it was hilarious in the moment?

That said, 90% of my rep is some form of laughter.

Iowanian 05-14-2014 02:57 PM

How in the hell would you even know?

Baby Lee 05-14-2014 03:01 PM

A recent one I thought might get more play

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10620985)
Definitely could have done without seeing that gay boy kiss

Congrats tho

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10620994)
And the Buddha asked 'what is the sight of one boy kissing?'


rico 05-15-2014 11:52 AM

Lately, I've had many instances in which I've been sarcastic and/or was joking about something, and by the sounds of the crickets combined with other users' responses to those posts, people thought I was being serious...which most of the time puzzled me because I thought my sarcasm/references were obvious.

rico 05-15-2014 12:03 PM

Anyways, one random post that I thought would get a laugh or two was one that I posted in the "Eric Berry Sez there is Big News Today" thread. Eric Berry had posted that there was going to be some big news the same exact day Desean Jackson was cut by the Eagles.

In that thread, I wrote something along the lines of, "THIS JUST IN: Desean Jackson to sign with the Chiefs and Buffalo Bill, Stevie Johnson has been found shot dead. Johnson's death is believed to be gang-related."

All I got was a :hmmm: from Pestilence. The rest was:

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h.../Picture64.png

loochy 05-15-2014 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7479711)

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Bootlegged 05-15-2014 12:23 PM

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=228280&page=3

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/UP7YA3goiAo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bootlegged 05-15-2014 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10631251)
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The brown spots on the Elephant - are they poo, puke or just spots?

loochy 05-15-2014 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bootlegged (Post 10631283)
The brown spots on the Elephant - are they poo, puke or just spots?

poop.

see below:

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 7479791)
Well my logic with that was that he had to go so much that it sprayed all over and made a large pool on the ground. Now, if you've ever seen elephants, you've seen that they like to take muddy water and spray it over themselves to cool themselves and create a dried mud barrier from flies and such. So, what this elephant is doing is using the watery fecal matter as a mud substitute.


Iowanian 05-15-2014 12:32 PM

I figured the best way to determine the answer to this test was to go through rep comments and post the first neg on the list.

This is the majority of what was in that post for your viewing pleasure. I feel so misunderstood.


"I might be a wet fart....but a wet fart will be dried out tomorrow....you'll never be.
You're coke booger tucked down in the reservoir tip of one of Rob Ford's used condoms."


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