I love Leon:

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--insert chiefs player-- has a torn achilles.

SNAP THE ****ING BALL, BRODIE!

"I think offensively we did some good things but we also did some bad things too. Two turnovers with one in the redzone.

Uhh.

Defensively we did great: on third downs we kept them to 3 and... 3 and, gosh you guys probably no better than I [from press pool: 3 and 15] yeah, right three out of 15 on 3rd down conversions. Stopped their 4th and short run to end the 3rd quarter but as a whole we have to get better.

At the end of the day, uhh, we just need to get better as a team. I mean hats off to the other guys, they just kept battlin' out there, battlin' through all four quarters and they won the battle in the trenches and that's why they have more points than we did today.

Uhh injury wise, Va'shon has a knee. Thuy Nguyen has a shoulder and we all know Jimbo Jim-Bob got a concussion. All of these guys will be evaluated before we practice on Tuesday"

Omaha!

(...and, of course...)

This may be a first down (say it with me now)...

depending on where they spot the ball.

This is your chance to be thpecial. Mushmouth Sharpe's go-to schtick.

It is what it is. (most despised. WTMF ELSE WOULD IT BE?!) Phil Simms is the biggest offender here.


Adding a "Y" to the end of players' names that do not have a Y at the end drives me ****ing insane as well.

What a throw by Matty Ryan!

When you have a leader like Tommy Brady in the huddle, nothing is impossible! (again....Phil ****ing Simms.)

Establish the run. Man, how 1990.

Trap game

"groom"


Oh bring in blah blah blah he can groom behind who the **** ever"

"Its a game of inches"

field general

"The officials have a difficult job"

"It depends on where they spot the ball."

Well, no shit, Sherlock.

Yeah.

That's a good one.

Every day is Halloween in the black hole.