Exactly.

So what kind of diagnosis can I fake to get this stuff? I do live in a red state so it's probably not easy here. I am assuming chronic back pain would probably be the easiest.

Making hydrocodone a CII was a joke. And let's make tramadol a CII!!

Who the **** is gonna abuse ****ing tramadol???

Frito Lays. Dumbass.

Microwave your junk 3 times a day. Smoke 3 packs a day, and tan obsessively. This will lead you to supreme victory.

If you have a script though, you're "cool"... Maybe...

Frito Lay...and fast food spots too, Jack In the Box. Hell, they already have "Munchy Meals".

I've been subject to randoms for over 10 years. Screening does nothing if you have a brain in your head.

I'm high right now, matter of fact. I actually don't get hungry when im high like others do. I completely lose my appetite and find most food revolting. Then about 2-3hrs later the high wears off and hunger kicks in.

communist!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

oh wait, :bong: :thumb:

Mock all you want but "the munchies" are a huge medical benefit.

Kids are smart enough to see the difference between marijuana and heroin. And it is good for them to learn that the world is not black and white, they can actually see in betweens. All drugs are not equally bad, and they can understand that.

I don't like weed, I have never used and most likely never will. I don't want it legalized, but I am not adamant against those who want to use it either, I am kind of apathetic towards it. I will say I hate driving customers cars who have young kids in the car and it wreaks of weed, that pisses me off. All that to be said, something definitely impacted me greatly. My sister in law who is 36 got breast cancer, and had cancer found in her lymph node, and she took chemo and she has had taken the chemo terribly, I mean she looks like she is dying, she is a very thin girl, she is about 5'9 and about 135lbs, and she lost 26lbs in 2 weeks, and just throwing up all the time. My brother was in a spot of helplessness, and he researched a lot on line and he bought weed illegally here in Ohio, and they both have never used a drug, but he made a decision and purchased some weed and she smoked it and it helped here feel 100 times better, and has really helped her battle through chemo. I have never discredited medical marijuana because my mom, sister, aunt and wife are all nurses and I have seen it work positively, but never seen it up close and work so drastically.

Most of the licenses are given for chronic pain.

Explain how much you hate opiates and need to function during your daily life.

Then explain that you are too great of an athlete to smoke flower and as such will need a high plant count so you can make edibles.

Then explain that while you're a very intelligent, super focused athlete, you are completely inept in the kitchen and will need a 99 plant count.

Then shop your 99 plant count around town until you find a shop that will offer you the greatest rewards.