I'm bored. Can someone do some moral grandstanding?

Schefter was on Pat Mcafee today and was asked about Rice. He said that the thought around the NFL is he will miss at least a couple of games at some point but of course nothing’s certain.

Man.

We've been overrun by dipshits.

Wait, you mean he's not going to be in jail for 5 years for multiple FELONIES? His future isn't in doubt?

Does the NFL understand that FELONY is capitalized in this case?

My mother is dead so you may have to go back to having actual sex with one of your family members.

Think of the CHILDREN you heartless, evil BASTARD! Rice could've crashed into a school bus loaded with toddlers and kerosene. Can you IMAGINE the CARNAGE?

Not only should Rice never play football again, he should be SUMMARILY EXECUTED!!

You forgot the part about "never in my life have I ever put anyone else in danger and I've never done anything stupid in my life, even as a teenager. I'm so awesome and such a great person that I want to make sure everyone knows it"

Nah, we'll still go with your mom

Judges?

They said sister will also be fine.

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I'll allow it.

I second the motion...

You can never predict how a court will judge someone.

A few years ago my cousin was driving eastbound on I-70 in western KC heading to work. Along came a driver going over 100 mph weaving through traffic. The weaving, speeding driver caused my cousin to swerve to avoid being hit and he ended up rolling his van, ejecting him where he died at the scene. The law later learned that speeding driver got on the I-70 turnpike at Topeka and averaged over 100 mph until he caused the accident.

The judge convicted the driver of manslaughter but only gave the SOB 250 hours of community service which he's never come close to doing.

I don't know what penalty Rice will get in the court of law but he'll almost certainly get 2+ game suspension from the NFL.

You were so close!

The correct response was The Skyy has already DROPPED

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