***Official I am Old Thread***
 

I don’t have any teenagers, and spend roughly zero time around teenagers. There are teenagers in my family, but they are 7 hours away and I’ve watched them grow up on Facebook and via text message.

Podunk, MO where I grew up and my family lives held prom this past weekend, and I am puzzled by the men’s fashion.

Go rent a tuxedo, and have the slacks hemmed 3 inches above your shoe, wear white socks and athletic footwear. WTF?

And it’s all of them, not just my goofy great nephew who somehow landed a smoke show as his date. I feel like a pervert, but I could only dream of someone that looked like her in high school.

Does Roger Goodell copy teen fashion, or does teen fashion copy Roger Goodell?

We wore sneakers to homecoming in 2002 with a tux or suit lol. Don't remember white socks. But the normal tux and shit to prom.

I have no idea, but here’s a preemptive response to pics or it didn’t happen.

He must be filthy rich.

That son of a bitch LMAO

There's only one way that pic makes sense. Your nephew is dealing monster dong.

Well at least he isn't a broccoli head.

last time I did jury duty I dress somewhat business casual for that and probably close to half of the other people there for jury duty (there were at least 100 people) were wearing sweatpants and t shirts or hoodies. I didn't think that much of it but I noticed it.

That’s what I love about these high school girls…

I have a Dr appt tomorrow for a very painful left thumb, a very painful right elbow, and a left hip pain that won't go away... and I have absolutely no idea how it got to this point, there have been no big accidents or falls

When you just wake up outta the blue with persistent pain, thats when you know you're getting old

Is your balls hair gray Dole?

You keep getting older and they keep staying the same age?

He’s a farm kid. If he plays sports, I’m unaware of it. He’ was kind of my favorite when they were little and I was around more because he was goofy and hyperactive and had cartoon ears.

LMAO