There can be only one: Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
 

What say you? You don't get to say both, you have to choose.

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In before poll. This is no debate. If you choose puffy you must like the weenie!

Why not choose the best of both worlds? Crunchy AND puffy?

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Really ****ing sucks that Planters got rid of these :cuss:

Crunchy. Always. I'll pass by the bowl with the puffy ones without a second glance.

Goddammit. I voted on the wrong one in my own goddamn poll. Crunchy all the way. Puffy Cheetos are gross.

I buy the Aldi version of crunchy. Love 'em at 1/2 the price of Cheetos.

I just like having orange fingers afterwards.

I feel like the puffy ones are for kids.

Jalapeno crunchy.

Hahaha Fire Me Boy likes the weenie!

LMAOLMAO

:banghead:

Crunchy

damn, I guess this means more puffy cheetos for me.

Well that's a silly question.

I'm not even sure why they make the puffy ones, to be honest.

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Crunchy all the way!

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not very fond of either kind.
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I wonder if Cheetos vs Fritos would be a closer poll.

You know how I know you're gay? :evil:

I'm old, but the puffy version wasn't a Cheetos invention --- they just thought it was a good idea to steal an idea. The originals were called Cheese Curls and made by a small food manufacturer.

Either way, Fire Me Boy loves them.

I like some things puffy, but not my Cheetos.

No!! :cuss:

I'll not be lumped in with the likes of AdumbGuy, Codered, crossbow, Nubian Nut, and tambaberry!

That would be a draw for me. Fritos with hot sauce :drool:

FMB likes the cheesy peni!

The only thing the puffy ones are good for are cheesy croutons in soup and stuff.

Are they even real guys?

Frito corn chips and French Onion dip. :drool:

no way...they just aren't as good man

Can't remember the last time I ate one, but I prefer the crunchy ones.

Ummm... they're made at the same plant.

Frito Pie.

Frito, Chili, Cheddar Cheese

puffy ones are a ripoff ... mostly air.

seems like the air inside gets stale or something too, leaves an aftertaste


crunchy = awesome

I like the puffy, but they jack up the roof of my mouth. I don't really eat either

the crunchy spirals they used to have were the best

Are they? I've bought some generic ones and they are a noticeably different texture. However, I did not buy that particular Aldi brand.

CHEETOS PAWS BITCHES

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I bought some french fried onions in the can the other night.

Tried to save a little money so bought the Kroger brand.

Got home and there were no french fried onions in the damn can, nothing but crumbs.

**** Kroger an **** generic.

Only name brand from now on.

I love onion dip with tater chips, but I will demolish corn chips soaked with Lousiana hot sauce and warmed up in the microwave. Add cheese and I'm in heaven

Wow.

Damn FMB - you've really fallen in with a tough crowd. I feel like we should host a CP intervention to get you back on the straight and narrow.

"FMB, I feel that since you started loving puffy cheetos, you're not the same poster that we grew to love. You've let the puffy cheetos take over and now you're hanging on out skid row with Noobs and idiots. Please, FMB - stop eating the puffy cheetos and come back to us respectable CP members."

{sobbing}

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Anyone remember Doritos 3D?

don't know...wishful thinking?
sorry but no. i'm sure you'll find someone.
best of luck
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Why did they even invent the Puffy's?

And why did they EVAR get rid of the FRITO BANDITO?

Everyone knows the puffy ones have less calories....it's scientifically proven.

Where the **** is the both option???

Well duh. For any food less taste = less calories.

Oh, nevermind

:LOL:

Thank's but I don't swing that way NTTAWWT

I wanna change my vote.


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For those of you troglodytes who have selected non-puffy and the reason is because the puffy ones look like little, orange penises...

The non-puffy ones ALSO look like penises, just old, orange, wrinkled ones.

If I'm going to have orange penises in my mouth, I'd prefer young ones instead of old wrinkl....

Not sure where I was going with that.

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Your post totally reminded me of this.

The texture of the non-crunchy ones is disturbingly unnatural. The crunchy ones feel like you could find them growing in a forest somewhere if you ignore the color and the artificial cheese flavor.

I detect a lisp.

WOW, I mean ghey jokes are cool and all, but you went waaaaaaaaaay too far with that one donger. Oh wait, Dong-er, I get it. Sorry about that.

Anyway, it's Puff Puff pass, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Puff Daddy for me.

That's part of the charm. Its like eating some puffy treat from an alien world.

Like Nebraska.

Crunchy. But I use a spoon. Call my therapist.

I 100% agree, whoever made that decision needs to die in a aids tree fire after drinking antifreeze about 12 hours earlier. The most painful, cruelest and unusual-est punishments are in order for those individuals. Planters Cheese Balls were the best.

They also have a jalapeno flavored version that is the shizznit.....

Yea, and they'll give you jalapeno shizzITS.

I'm stunned at the poll results. I thought that they'd be reversed.

Me too

I'll say crunchy, but I just wish I feel like I was getting more in the bag because I feel as if I'm getting more of the puff ones but ultimately I prefer the crunchy ones. If they made a bigger bag I'd be all over that.

This but if I had to choose I'd take puffy over crunchy.

Me three.

Wow.

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Love em both, but grew up on crunchy.

Puffy cheesy poofs are just pointless. You might as well eat rice cakes. The crunch makes the cheesy poof.

Still I wonder...

Do guys come to blows over this like we do over Ginger & Mary Ann? I can't see it.

crunchy, hate puffy

Pirate's Booty is better than either of those by about a thousand times.

Crunchy by a wide margin. However, that in no way means that puffy isn't good.

this

Crunchy FTW

Crunchy, because nothing says white trash quite like hanging out in your garage and annihilating a big grab of puffy Cheetos.

Crunchy. If I'm having 230 wasted calories I want to know I'm eating them.

Fritos. Sonofabitch, gotta go get me some chili cheese fritos right now. **** Cheetos.