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Dave Lane 02-19-2015 10:46 AM

James Bond's mom? fatally shoots self while adjusting bra holster
 
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Christina Bond was tugging at her bra holster when her weapon went off, officials said Wednesday.

I'm thinking this must be James Bonds mom, name does add an element of LOL.

A Michigan woman was trying to adjust her bra holster when she shot herself in the face, authorities said.

Christina Bond, 55, was repositioning the handgun inside her brassiere when she looked down and fired a round into her eye, the Kalamazoo Gazette reported Wednesday.

"She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn't get it to fit the way she wanted it to," said St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp.

"She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon," he said.

The New Year's Day shooting occurred at the woman's Lake Michigan home. She was taken to a local hospital, then airlifted to Bronson Methodist Hospital, where she died a day later, the paper reported.

A full autopsy report has not yet been received, Clapp said. The woman had served in the Navy and had been recently elected as a Republican precinct delegate.

Rain Man 02-19-2015 10:59 AM

One of my favorite music lyrics is from a Neal Coty song.

Luther Brown Jr. got shot in the eye
At the Sandstown Casino last fourth of July
Fell on the roulette table with enough breath to say
I never did like what I saw anyway
Bled all over the dealer
Bled all over his pants
Bled all over the back of the ambulance

It's a great song if you've never heard it, and you've probably never heard it.

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cosmo20002 02-19-2015 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 11335804)
Christina Bond was tugging at her bra holster when her weapon went off, officials said Wednesday.

I'm thinking this must be James Bonds mom, name does add an element of LOL.

Q
should have designed her a better bra holster

sd4chiefs 02-19-2015 11:32 AM

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Mr. Laz 02-19-2015 11:34 AM

Darwin


buh-bye

Skyy God 02-19-2015 11:38 AM

Needed a loaded gun to protect her from the "urban criminal element", clearly.

Iconic 02-19-2015 11:38 AM

Looks like the female version of Jerry Jones

Gonzo 02-19-2015 11:59 AM

Extreme Bukakke?

George Liquor 02-19-2015 12:16 PM

How is she gonna hide a gun in between those itty bitty titties?

Buehler445 02-19-2015 12:18 PM

Judging by the picture, shooting herself in the face probably helped her looks.

I wouldn't mind seeing her boobs though, you know, for science.

Eleazar 02-19-2015 12:18 PM

They said she had a killer rack, but that photo left me disappointed.

stumppy 02-19-2015 12:23 PM

She wasn't packing a 38......or a pair of 38s, thats for sure.

Eleazar 02-19-2015 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11336032)
How is she gonna hide a gun in between those itty bitties?

I hope they weren't expensive, because they sure don't look good.

Jimmya 02-19-2015 01:50 PM

Danger.....a loaded weapon can & will go off with movement.

JD10367 02-19-2015 04:44 PM

She looks like she's taken a lot of loads to the face.

MahiMike 02-19-2015 04:47 PM

She was tired of her boyfriend shooting blanks.

notorious 02-19-2015 04:50 PM

Must have been a "Flashbang" bra/holster.


The first time I saw one I thought "Somebody is going to shoot their face off".

notorious 02-19-2015 04:53 PM

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Why Not? 02-19-2015 05:31 PM

Would

alnorth 02-19-2015 06:29 PM

I never understood why anyone would carry a concealed gun with a bullet in the chamber. Its not smart to just rely on a safety for something that is often rubbing against your body or getting jostled.

You aren't in an old west quick draw duel, if you need it, just rack the damned slide, that extra second is not worth the risk of an accident.

Fish 02-19-2015 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 11336981)
I never understood why anyone would carry a concealed gun with a bullet in the chamber. Its not smart to just rely on a safety for something that is often rubbing against your body or getting jostled.

You aren't in an old west quick draw duel, if you need it, just rack the damned slide, that extra second is not worth the risk of an accident.

Some cheap little CC guns don't even have a safety. I have a little revolver .38 without a safety or a hammer...

notorious 02-19-2015 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 11336981)
I never understood why anyone would carry a concealed gun with a bullet in the chamber. Its not smart to just rely on a safety for something that is often rubbing against your body or getting jostled.

You aren't in an old west quick draw duel, if you need it, just rack the damned slide, that extra second is not worth the risk of an accident.

And I don't know why anyone would carry one without a bullet chambered.


"Wait, stop attacking me so that I can rack a bullet in the chamber!"


Either train enough to handle it safely or leave the gun at home.

alnorth 02-19-2015 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 11337027)
And I don't know why anyone would carry one without a bullet chambered.

Because the odds of an accidental discharge, no matter how well-trained or careful you are, is a hell of a lot higher than the odds that the extra second, literally I'm talking one mississippi if even that long, would matter.

notorious 02-19-2015 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 11337035)
Because the odds of an accidental discharge, no matter how well-trained or careful you are, is a hell of a lot higher than the odds that the extra second, literally I'm talking one mississippi if even that long, would matter.

Go to one, and I mean literally one self defense class and see how much time you have in an altercation.

Rain Man 02-19-2015 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 11336744)

I always wondered where the term 'gun rack' came from.

alnorth 02-19-2015 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 11337046)
Go to one, and I mean literally one self defense class and see how much time you have in an altercation.

If you are in a situation where the 1 second matters (you must be thinking of a street mugging or something, where you are jumped with no warning I guess. I was thinking of other scenarios), then you are probably better off not going for the gun at all.

The fact remains, the odds of an accidental discharge is a hell of a lot higher than the odds that the second matters, especially given the extremely high probability that you'll never be attacked or threatened in any way for as long as you live.

Buehler445 02-19-2015 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 11337027)
And I don't know why anyone would carry one without a bullet chambered.


"Wait, stop attacking me so that I can rack a bullet in the chamber!"


Either train enough to handle it safely or leave the gun at home.

This.

Lex Luthor 02-19-2015 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 11336981)
I never understood why anyone would carry a concealed gun with a bullet in the chamber. Its not smart to just rely on a safety for something that is often rubbing against your body or getting jostled.

You aren't in an old west quick draw duel, if you need it, just rack the damned slide, that extra second is not worth the risk of an accident.

Completely agree with this. I have a CCW, and that is a decision I made a long time ago. I'd rather run the risk of losing a quick draw gun fight than run the risk of an accidental discharge.

wazu 02-19-2015 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 11336981)
I never understood why anyone would carry a concealed gun with a bullet in the chamber. Its not smart to just rely on a safety for something that is often rubbing against your body or getting jostled.

You aren't in an old west quick draw duel, if you need it, just rack the damned slide, that extra second is not worth the risk of an accident.

Makes sense to me. In fact you have inspired me. Gonna go unload the shotgun I keep in my cock-holster right now. Not worth the risk.


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