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1587 Prime - Mahomes & Kelce’s KC Steakhouse
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ketchup served with all of the steaks?
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I will eat there!
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Sounds like a great place for a $100 lunch
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Should have called it Mahomes and Maauto
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This place is going to print money.
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They could server dog food on a bun (not that they would) and the place would be packed every night...
Queue up 'Here take my money' GIF... |
Buffalo burgers should be on the menu
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This place will literally be printing money the second it opens.
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I might have to quit my job and try to become a waiter there.
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Restaurant business is hard. I hope it prints money.
Swift should randomly show up periodically and it probably would print money. |
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I like Mahomes and Kelce. I like Steak. Take my $$$$$!!! |
I'm going to need one of those steak knives please.
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I hate to see this. I don't want to see them coming to games tired because they've been cooking and busing tables on Saturday night.
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Another expensive steak house. I mean, cool I guess. I'd go if I'm down there, just to see it and try it. But...steak houses are a dime a dozen.
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Well, they could do a bowling alley like Broncos players.
But it feels much easier to overcharge rich people for Bourbon and waygu. And they have a safe place to be kings. With tax write offs. |
Lowes has a really good bar
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Stay in your lane. |
Welp, now I know where we're going for dinner when my friends and I meet up in KC this summer or next.
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Hopefully this isn't some cash grab and they did it right and hired the guy from Kohl's to design their bathrooms
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I think a bussing is a quick kiss on the cheek. |
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Did he win back to back Super Bowls? *Checks notes* ah, nope he did not... He was great, but this is different level of greatness we are talking about... |
Toney and Skyy can flip the burgers.
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I'll take strip steak, medium.
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****ers better serve wagyu.
Hope this also pisses vegans off. |
This is going to make Tyreek jealous, so he'll open up a pickle juice restaurant in the food court of a Miami shopping mall.
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A few of menu items they should have:
1. A footlong brat named The Jonesy 2. The Big Red burger 3. The Patrick Special--Steak w/ketchup (actually a great red sauce that looks like ketchup)--Idea stolen from DaFace. 4. Spagnuolo Spaghetti Plate 5. Grim Reaper Ribeye |
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LMAO
The menu options are endless. I really hope they run with that theme. |
This steakhouse live close to you?
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I WILL eat there and it WILL make me CUM
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I'll head there next time I'm in KC and report back on how the Well-Done steaks are.
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They should have a 'mystery' sandwich (steak sandwich) presented in a brown paper bag called 'The 58' for DT and all of his sacks.
Anything well done should be "Haley style", because its burnt beyond all hope of redemption. They should have a cold cocktail, like a Dirty Martini or a French 75, be called the Lenny for Lenny the Cool. I'd suggest a 'yard' of beer named the Charles but a yard of beer is more fitting to a Westport bar than a nice steakhouse. There are a variety of things they could do but I just had a $100+ lunch, including drinks (and there were a few of those), so my brain isn't functioning as well as it should be. |
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I don't really find it worth it tbh. But that's just me. I'd go to this place if I'm in KC just to do it. I don't think they are going to have a steak that will blow my mind. Meh. Maybe I'm just old too. There's that... |
A, "Travis" delivery. A steak fresh off the grill flipped to your table and you have to catch it on your plate.
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Kids menu includes corndog right (with meat) and corndog left (impossible meat).
Big Red Cheeseburger with fries or Jet Wasp Chips. If you want pork, I suggest the tomahawk chop. |
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You may turn in your man card at coat check in. |
Except the corn dog thing is cute.
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I thought a Tom and Jerry cocktail would be a good name for a creative mixologist. Too bad it already exists and wouldn't work in a steakhouse.
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I wish them luck. The restaurant business business is a bitch to establish and be a success. The only steakhouse that I care about in Downtown KC is The Majestic. It would take high praise to lure me there in the Downtown area over what I know is good. Hell I'll drive to Martin City for Jess and Jims because I also know I won't be disappointed.
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Me either!
I also don’t like to make chefs sad so I’ll order fish. |
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Before scho laughs at me, I've gone to high-end steak houses and paid $100 for a meal. But that's usually for special occasions. The restaurant above is a restaurant that we'll just wander into for lunch occasionally. |
I ended up having Rib eyes for dinner. ROFL
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A taco platter called the El travador
Pizza meal called the wasp aka whole ass sausage pizza 69 toss power trap salad Kid meal corndog. |
Is it $15 more if you don’t put ketchup on the steak?
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There are 600 Texas Roadhouse restaurants that each cut a million dollars worth of beef every year. It's the same steak. Just more of them.
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Hope it’s other investors cash. 80% chance it’s broke in 3 years.
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Roadhouse is comparable to fast food prices anymore, which is downright crazy. Depending on what we order we’re about $40 at the to-go window at Roadhouse. Last time we got Popeyes for both of us it was $36 and they messed up our shit. |
Anyone remember that mini-trend in the late 1980s where restaurants would put the grill out in the dining room, and you would pick out and cook your own steak? Then 33 percent of the time someone wouldn't pay attention and overcook their steak, so they'd steal yours and leave you with a burnt nub of a steak.
That wasn't a great idea on several fronts. I didn't go to restaurants with a goal of cooking my own food. |
Rich bitches
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Nothing new under the sun. |
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Maybe we can combine it with an early bird special. |
All I see is penis.
And really ugly marble tables. Love you 15 and 87 tho <a href="https://ibb.co/j5yRwqB"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/QcPdHhz/Screenshot-20240315-080345-Chrome.jpg" alt="Screenshot-20240315-080345-Chrome" border="0"></a> |
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I’ll start with the extra did you dirty Purdy Vodka martini
For an appetizer I’ll have the Fried Rocky Mountain Oysters Bronco style (crushed) The Luck wedge salad broken in three places. For the main I’ll have the 13 ounce Allen cut KC strip with the Butker70 garlic butter sauce And finally for dessert I’ll have the Joe Burrow cinnamon care bear crumble cake. |
The real deal Marty cake with pie in the bathroom
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