Naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex!
 

Looks like someone was a little butt-hurt!
http://tinyurl.com/n49b6k3

Vickie Lynn Morgan, 38, is accused of attacking her lover's wife after the woman walked in on the adulterous couple having anal sex.

Pamela Lynn Turney, 49, told deputies that she was looking for her estranged husband, Christopher Turney, at his parents' home in Spartanburg, S.C., Sunday night, according to a Spartanburg County Sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

She eventually made her way into a bedroom, where she says she found her husband and Morgan "naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex."

When the alleged multi-taskers saw her, Pamela Turney said that Morgan jumped up and attacked her, knocking her to the ground three times.

Pamela contacted her daughter, who called emergency services to the scene. Deputies noted that Pamela had a black eye, as well as forehead and cheek bruises. According to the report, the incident is still under investigation.

The report didn't say how Christopher Turney reacted to the incident, but let's hope he had a bit more dignity than the boyfriend of Georgia woman Tammi Jo Pirkle. Cops say that in August, when Pirkle found another woman "straddling" her boyfriend, the man "jumped on the floor and hid under the bed," staying there while Pirkle allegedly stabbed the other woman.

And don't think that keeping it in the family is any way to prevent jealousy and violence. In September, a South Carolina man was arrested after police say he assaulted his girlfriend during a three-way with her and her cousin.

that's impressive multi-tasking!

I hope pot isn't a gateway to anal sex.

They always go younger.

Always!

Naked, smoking pot, drinking liquor and having anal sex!

That sounds like my kind of party..

pot is a gateway sex.

*edit* God damnit Katipan!!.....


great minds (or sick minds) think alike. :)

Tell me more about this 3-way.

:grouphug: It should have been yours...That bastard took the multi tasking joke I wanted.

Valentine's Day plans now set.

Thanks gblowfish!

:thumb:

Wait. They were naked?

Look Ma No Hands!

Note to self: Always lock door when smoking pot, drinking and having anal sex with girlfriend wife doesn't know about

authorities are looking for a van fleeing the scene, with a description fitting of a BangBus.

"Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear."