James Bond's mom? fatally shoots self while adjusting bra holster
 

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Christina Bond was tugging at her bra holster when her weapon went off, officials said Wednesday.

I'm thinking this must be James Bonds mom, name does add an element of LOL.

A Michigan woman was trying to adjust her bra holster when she shot herself in the face, authorities said.

Christina Bond, 55, was repositioning the handgun inside her brassiere when she looked down and fired a round into her eye, the Kalamazoo Gazette reported Wednesday.

"She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn't get it to fit the way she wanted it to," said St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp.

"She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon," he said.

The New Year's Day shooting occurred at the woman's Lake Michigan home. She was taken to a local hospital, then airlifted to Bronson Methodist Hospital, where she died a day later, the paper reported.

A full autopsy report has not yet been received, Clapp said. The woman had served in the Navy and had been recently elected as a Republican precinct delegate.

One of my favorite music lyrics is from a Neal Coty song.

Luther Brown Jr. got shot in the eye
At the Sandstown Casino last fourth of July
Fell on the roulette table with enough breath to say
I never did like what I saw anyway
Bled all over the dealer
Bled all over his pants
Bled all over the back of the ambulance

It's a great song if you've never heard it, and you've probably never heard it.

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should have designed her a better bra holster

:doh!:

Darwin


buh-bye

Needed a loaded gun to protect her from the "urban criminal element", clearly.

Looks like the female version of Jerry Jones

Extreme Bukakke?

How is she gonna hide a gun in between those itty bitty titties?

Judging by the picture, shooting herself in the face probably helped her looks.

I wouldn't mind seeing her boobs though, you know, for science.

They said she had a killer rack, but that photo left me disappointed.

She wasn't packing a 38......or a pair of 38s, thats for sure.

I hope they weren't expensive, because they sure don't look good.

Danger.....a loaded weapon can & will go off with movement.

She looks like she's taken a lot of loads to the face.