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"Mom, Afroman punched me at the concert."
"What?"
"Afroman punched me at the concert."
"Why?
"I don't know."
"What were you doing?"
"Trying to get on stage."
"Why?"
"Because you didn't give me enough attention."
"Shut up, seriously?"
"No, I just wanted to give him a joint."
"Did it hurt?"
"Not really."
"Dumbass."
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