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Old 05-22-2022, 07:21 PM  
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Trying to get drunk…..
……before my flight to Joplin.

Have 2 hours before my flight home. Spent the weekend with the wife and kid in Chicago.
I left the two at the gate “to go get food”. 2 bud light draws as the bar was closing. Haven’t slammed 2 beers while walking the concourse in forever.
Wife is pissed, kid “smells beer”.

This may have just turned into an AMA.

AM I IN TROUBLE?
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:26 PM   #2
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:28 PM   #3
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Well if you’re really trying I’d say go after some hand sanitizer. Your wife is already doing angry wife things and the kid will be ok regardless. Get hammered and shit yourself on the flight and she’ll forget all about those two beers
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:28 PM   #4
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:29 PM   #5
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:31 PM   #6
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:32 PM   #7
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Well if you’re really trying I’d say go after some hand sanitizer. Your wife is already doing angry wife things and the kid will be ok regardless. Get hammered and shit yourself on the flight and she’ll forget all about those two beers
This actually sounds logical.


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Old 05-22-2022, 07:34 PM   #8
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Hmm,first problem i see was Bud Light,dont they have Goose Island or some shit in Chicago
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:38 PM   #9
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Hmm,first problem i see was Bud Light,dont they have Goose Island or some shit in Chicago
Yeah, if getting drunk was the goal, Bud Light was a terrible choice. And if it needed to be stealthy go 2 vodka doubles followed by a piece of gum. Make better life decisions.
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:41 PM   #10
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:54 PM   #12
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I fuggin love you guys…..

Ohare, yes. Im now middle aged with a special needs kiddo ( who outweighs me by 150 pounds ) who hates seeing me drink dude to a family friends’ poor choices.
Next time I’ll plan better.

Just peed, blew my breath out at the wife AND SHES PIIIIIISED!! wish me luck friends!!
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Old 05-22-2022, 07:56 PM   #13
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